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• The worst dog sitter in Washington D.C. by halfsickshadows

  Fandoms: The X-Files  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
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  • Complete Work

  07 Jun 2026

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  • Fox Mulder & Dana Scully
  • Fox Mulder/Dana Scully
  • Fox Mulder
  • Dana Scully
  • Queequeg (X-Files)
  • Fox Mulder's Fish
  • Fox Mulder’s dirty video collection
  • Fox Mulder doesn’t have a bed
  • Queequeg has a vendetta against Mulder
  • Mulder sucks at dog sitting
  • Scully takes Mulder out to dinner
  • vampires (mentioned)
  • No beta we die like Queequeg (not in this fic tho)
  • all fluff no angst
  • This is extremely silly
  • Might be slightly OOC
  • Takes place somewhere in season 3

  Summary

  Scully is going out of town and needs a dog sitter for the night, and the only person available is Mulder. The problem: Mulder is convinced Queequeg hates him, and he might be right.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,899

  Chapters:

  3/3

  Comments:

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