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  1. Public Bookmark 33

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    On Valentine's Day, Head Chef Vincent finds himself struggling to hide his nervousness around the waiter, Rody. Always flustered and distracted whenever he walks by.

    Unable to bare seeing their Head Chef in such a state, the cooks quickly band together to create an impromptu plan by staging Vincent and Rody up for a date in town, unbeknownst to the two of them.

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    Vincent and Rody goes on a date in town for Valentine's day. After nightfall, Rody takes him back to Vincent's apartment for his special birthday dessert.

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    14 Feb 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 71

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    Moxxie is not-so-secretly having a massive crush on his boss. Luckily for him, Millie encourages him to make a move. However, when Moxxie brings Blitzø home, some things come to light.

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    22 May 2023

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  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    Gamzee isn't the one in need of moirail cuddling and shooshpaps. Karkat is.

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    16 Apr 2023

  4. Rec 38

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    Karkat didn’t mind touch. It happened when Terezi wrapped her arm around his shoulders and yanked him down the hall. It happened when Sollux pushed him away from his computer to fix whatever program he fucked up. It happened when Kanaya put a comforting hand on his head and helped him chill the fuck out. Hell, it even happened when Nepeta pounced on him in an attempt to ‘glomp’ him, whatever that even meant.

    He was used to touch. It happened every day, casual small things that reminded him that he was connected to these people. That they were really there, that they cared for him in a strange fucked up weird violent way. Mostly.

    But god fucking damn. Gamzee was just touchy.

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    05 Apr 2023

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    AWOOGa VHEHDHEWFG!!!! bzBzBBzBZBZBZ

  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas work side by side in a popular downtown studio. The two of them are artists of some pretty popular traction, enough to make decent money for their work. The two of them don’t always get along, though, as much as they inadvertently influence each other’s work.

    Dave specializes in making the most abstract and symbolically dense pieces of art humanly possible, using every media under the sun to make something objectively shitty. Karkat on the other hand, is more traditional. Dave is a little jealous of Karkat’s raw talent and ability to climb the local art scene as a generally self-taught, self-made artist. He really, really admires it nonetheless. Karkat finds Dave a little pretentious about his tastes in fine art and his master’s degree from MICA.

    Karkat written by davekatassphat
    Dave written by dexleyalhibostic

    Comedic Porn with plot.

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    31 Mar 2023