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asking aloud: “why you leavin’?” (but the pavement won’t answer me) by haozef
Fandoms: The Art of Pleasing Princes - Lee/Hornyak
04 Jun 2026
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"I'm Louis Rosemont. We dated once? A few years back?" / "Oh, when you said you'd rather die than go to my concert and ignored me for months?"
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Rowan and Louis' breakup.
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experiments and sacrilege in the name of public good by haozef
Fandoms: Perfect Times Eleven (Podcast)
28 May 2026
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The theory of reconstructive memory suggests that the process of recalling our memories is not an accurate, passive playback, but rather we complete an active process of reconstructing the memory from fragments of memory that we have remembered.
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Morello sees an opportunity to test a theory on Daisy.
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For once, Mark wins.
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Mark Noxx/Honorary Perfectionist’s attempt to try and function for the first time in seven years.
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i exist, i exist, i exist by haozef
Fandoms: Ghost Story - Valentine Lee/Hornyak/Valentine Lee & Hornyak
19 Mar 2026
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Ghost Story high school AU that is entirely haozef. Alternate title: fuckass high school AU.
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call me if you need a friend (or never talk to me again) by haozef
Fandoms: En Abîme (ARG)
14 Mar 2026
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Everything was confusing. Too much, even.
It's been, what, forty years? Of course, nothing is how Henry remembers it.
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What if Henry had left the Abîme?
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robin hits louis rosemont with the torture stick by haozef, orphan_account
Fandom The Art of Pleasing Princes - Lee/Hornyak
11 Oct 2024
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They're in a hotel. A pretty shady one, actually, because Grian didn't want to get spotted. Fortunately that means their belongings weren't searched or questioned at all, but it also means they struggled up a single stair to get to the room labelled as 'accessible'.
Poor Grian had apologised profusely, but it doesn't matter at all. What matters is that they're alone. Just them. No one to interrupt.Series
- Part 22 of Costello's Kinktober 2025
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Bookmarked by haozef
13 Apr 2026
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The spider had caught something in its web.
And he was in the mood for a meal.Or
An opportunity presents itself for Legato to observe a lesser being.
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like dust settled on the world by giizis for kaiahsa
Fandoms: Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008), Trigun Stampede & Trigun Stargaze (Anime 2023-2026)
17 Feb 2026
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The harder he went up, the harder he came down. He always did have his troubles with this: sticking his landings.
In which Nicholas D. Wolfwood, former competitive skater, once and up-and-coming child prodigy, struggles through life alone in Manhattan, right up until he doesn't.
Or, manic pixie dream Vash, shared cultural reconnection, and keurigs.
Bookmarked by haozef
29 Mar 2026
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Getting Leather Wet by vexen_a
Fandoms: Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008), Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023)
29 Oct 2025
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Wolfwood wonders.
Vash watches.
Both of them want.
Aka, the fic where the author dares to answer the question: what if piss was a metaphor for love?
Bookmarked by haozef
26 Mar 2026
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hold it down, dare by honeyseeking
Fandoms: Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008), Trigun Stampede & Trigun Stargaze (Anime 2023-2026)
03 Oct 2024
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Sleeping with Vash the Stampede is one bottle Wolfwood will never be able to shove the cork back into. Like shaken champagne— once it popped, it overflowed. Kissing Vash dizzy, feeling Vash blossom beneath his tongue, riding out the perfect aim of a gunman's fingers, and otherwise allowing himself to consume and be devoured whole— to say it was the best sex Wolfwood ever had would be an understatement.
Despite this, the mind-blowing nature of their intimacy was, itself, the problem. Wolfwood wanted Vash desperately, but became terrified of his own escalating vulnerability. Tonight, Wolfwood decides, things will be different. They've both finally been cleared to drink alcohol again, and Milly and Meryl see it as a cause for celebration.
A.K.A. the desperately intimate t4t vashwood piss fic
Bookmarked by haozef
25 Mar 2026