16 Works by hapaxnym
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The seas will be a-boiling all on that day by hapax (hapaxnym)
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types
28 Jun 2026
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Drunk Crowley thinks he's caught drunk Aziraphale in an error about End-Times prophecies. Or has he?
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A universe without Heaven or Hell or angels or demons. A universe without Her. A universe, it was implied, that operated solely upon the interactions of physical forces and random chance.
Yet somehow also resulted in the same stars, the same planets, the same infinitely maddening but delightful tribalistic predatory ground apes, who somehow developed art, science, wine, and bookshops, and oh yes, Free Will. A property which by definition transcended the interactions of physical forces and random chance.
Well, if anybody could pull that off, it would be Her.
Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves in a brand-new universe, without Heaven or Hell, without miracles, without even physical corporations.
But at the same time, they have everything they ever wanted.
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The droids you're looking for by hapax (hapaxnym)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
25 Apr 2026
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A long time ago
In a galaxy far far away
Two droids are NOT about to start another adventure -
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“Oi! Some help here, angel! Hat emergency!”
Aziraphale loves finding just the perfect hat for every monster and creature that comes into her shop. But this stunning redheaded fae may pose an impossible challenge.
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When Aziraphale is depressed by a terrible pub date with Mr. Brown, bartender Crowley tries to cheer him up.
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Crowley can't actually stop Time. But he can work around it.
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The archangel Michael tries to figure out why Aziraphale was selected to become Supreme Archangel.
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Aziraphale can't - won't - say that he and Crowley are friends.
Parody of "I won't say I'm in love" from Disney's Hercules.
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- Part 10 of Good Omens Filks
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Once upon a time there was a Line...
Lines and Shapes might be hereditary enemies, but under just the right conditions they might come to an Arrangement.
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A fine and private place by hapax (hapaxnym) for pilatesandpinot
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
31 Oct 2025
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Aziraphale and Crowley have a picnic in a graveyard. Things do not go as planned.
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We all know that Aziraphale's bookshop is at least semi-sentient. But what if the shop's entire purpose is to disguise Something Else? Something ... sinister?
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Spitting image by hapax (hapaxnym)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Sep 2025
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Two years after the Notpocalypse, the Them are leaving childhood behind.
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Uses of Enchantment by hapax (hapaxnym), OuidaMForeman, ThisBumblebeeCommandsTheSea
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Sep 2025
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Are you interested in an exchange of contes des fées? Do indulge me! I shall begin...
In response to a seventeenth-century French literary craze, Aziraphale and Crowley begin a series of letters swapping fairytales, discussing human nature, and inadvertently revealing cracks in their relationship. Will they also get their happily ever after? (Yes.)
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Muriel has surprisingly little experience with their wings. Crowley is able to help them out.
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Aziraphale doesn’t consult his pocket watch. If Crowley wishes to appear, he will.
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Aziraphale doesn’t want to march at Pride -- but for different reasons than you might expect.