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if the static don't get you first by siriuscybernetics
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
17 Jul 2026
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Dan is at university to get away from his home town and his reputation, to reinvent himself: get a respectable degree and a respectable job … and travel as far out of his own neighbourhood as possible to buy blue snokoplasm and ogle hot boys in the A-47. Fuck.
In a distant universe not unlike our own, two young men meet at a convenience store.
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21 Jul 2026
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safe and tucked away by obsoletecartography
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
10 May 2026
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“Hello from the editing zone. Phil, why are you back? Well, first of all…”
“PHIL,” comes a very loud, very shrill voice from several rooms away. “YOU UTTER FUCKING BITCH.”
(the secret message aftermath.)
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16 Jul 2026
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In Sickness and In Health by gaydreaming
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
15 Jul 2026
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It’s been two months since Dan and Phil moved in together in Manchester. It was only a matter of time before their perfect, storybook existence got interrupted by an actual problem.
When Dan develops a fever and a stomach ache, he has to cope with a nasty infection and emergency surgery. Meanwhile, Phil has to cope with being grown, in love, and terrified.
(featuring MVP Kath Lester)
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15 Jul 2026
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The door is locked tight and the curtains are drawn, but Phil can tell that it's just after three in the morning — the devil's hour. Phil smirks.
His summoner, through all of his despondency, if you look past the trembling limbs and tear-streaked face, is quite enchantingly beautiful. Daniel Howell is kneeling on the floor, just on the other side of the chalk. With his hands fisted at his knees, he looks up at Phil through wet eyelashes, his face framed with hair that is too straight to be natural. His eyes are a deep, soulful brown, and they look at Phil like he holds the answers to everything.
Phil almost pities him.
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OR: an AU in which Phil is the devil, and Dan is desperate to make a deal
Bookmarked by queerphil (hatchetsfactory)
14 Jul 2026
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If You Give a Phil a Cookie by Anonymous
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
11 Jul 2026
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“Suppose I should bring you some ice for your poor injured toe.”
“That would be nice.” Phil settles back into the sofa cushion. “Can you bring me some Ribena, too? I’m parched.”
“Oh, for fuck’s sake. You’re not a mouse, and I’ve not given you a goddamn cookie.”
“Mmm…now I want a cookie.”
Dan shoves Phil’s uninjured foot off his lap. The injured foot is handled with a little more care, but is removed nonetheless. “I’m ignoring you.”
“Oat milk for the cookie, please!” Phil calls after him. “And a straw!”
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14 Jul 2026