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    As it turned out, Robert really was Flambae’s type.
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    After dealing with Shroud once and for all, Robert Robertson finds that it's hard to have a personal 'thing' going on when your, ahem, person of...interest...is as subtle as a fireball. Romance isn't dead, it's just locked behind HR's code of conduct.
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    “...Hell yeah this some Britney, bitch! This one is for Robert—where is he—there he is! Robbo at the bar! Yeah! Luckiest fucking fucker in all of Southland! ‘Cause guess who fucking fucked him—oh yeah, back to the chorus! Uhn uhn…”

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Wade meets Peter first and Spider-Man second but comes to the obvious conclusion anyway: Peter Parker must be the secret flame Spidey is trying to protect with the whole secret-identity shebang. While Deadpool might be morally lax in many ways, he is not a homewrecker, even if Peter is all soft smiles and doe-eyes.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    "What else you got in that backpack? Social security card? Spare key to the Spidey bachelor-pad? You’re lucky no one’s stolen your shit yet.”

    Peter hesitated for just a moment, and instantly regretted it. Too late, Deadpool had already noticed whatever microexpression had given him away, and pounced on it.

    Deadpool gasped. “No fucking way.”

     

    Or, Peter Parker is not as good at the secret identity thing as he thinks he is, and Deadpool gains a few (metaphorical) gray hairs.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    “This is way too much! Seriously! I can’t even begin to pay you back for this—”

    “Do you know what a gift is, Webs? You don’t have to pay me shit.”

    “But I—”

    Nuh-uh-uh.” Deadpool scolds. “Santa ‘Pool is still talking.” He scolds. “If you really want to pay me back, come over and help me bake that dog-cake. Combined, I think we’d be unstoppable. Spideypool to the max, y'know?”

    “What the hell is a Spideypool?” Peter splutters.

    “It’s obvi our ship name. Keep up, please.”

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    3 times Wade gives something important to Peter, and the 1 time Peter gives something important back.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    When Gavin and Connor are kidnapped by a new drug ring and taken to the middle of nowhere in Michigan winter, Gavin finds himself having to rely on Connor.

    Gavin isn't happy about it, but they're in it together. They'll get out of this together.

    Connor has different priorities.

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    15 Jun 2026