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  1. Public Bookmark 30

    consequences of goodbye by

    Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

    19 Jul 2026

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    “If I die—or, once I die,” Sandrone tugs on the collar of her shirt, “you have to tear open my clothes. Imagine a doctor—as much as it pains me to say that—like Dottore performing his experiments. I assume you’ve never faced a real doctor during your time here and out, so unfortunately, we have to stick with the worst possible example.”

    Columbina frowns at the mention of Dottore, but merely nods in determination at Sandrone’s instruction.

    “Go on,” Sandrone offers, her finger tugging her collar further down. “I only ever wear this garb for maintenance day, anyway. There’s pockets everywhere. I’ve been meaning to get into my nightgown all evening.”
     

    Sandrone teaches the Trilune Goddess how to save her life.

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    20 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 44

    Here I Am by

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    20 Jul 2026

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    NSFW oneshots for Sandbinaweek2026

     

    Day 1: Overstimulation, Ropes = 4.9k words
    Day 2: First time, Pet play = 4.7k words
    Day 3: Feather play, Body worship = 3.2k words

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    18 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 70

    To Build a Marionette by

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    09 Jul 2026

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    Sandrone receives some strange and highly specific gifts from Columbina.

    (Alternate title: Material Farming)

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    10 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 15

    Homecoming by

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Sandbina oneshots, starting off with Sandbina week2026 prompts

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    07 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 23

    Shape of my heart by

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Because of course Columbina would follow Sandrone home.

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    02 Jul 2026