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The captain looked back at Louis, and for a second their eyes met. Up close, his were an even colder green than they had seemed from across the deck, sharp and unreadable beneath the crossing scar. Louis had just enough time to think that trying to look harmless was probably worth the effort.
Then the captain said, flat as anything, “Throw him overboard.”
The words hit Louis like a blow and for a heartbeat, nothing happened. The crew stood shocked in the sudden quiet, boots shifting uneasily against the wet planks.
“EXCUSE ME?!” Louis snapped, outrage shooting through him so fast it burned straight past caution.
Or- Louis always knew he was different. Mostly because normal people do not make the sky lose its mind every time they have a strong feeling.
Then his father betrays him to the king, the royal guards come knocking, and Louis runs for his life, only to accidentally end up on a pirate ship, because apparently things can always get worse. Now he’s stuck with a crew of chaotic alphas who think hygiene is negotiable, a scarred captain with a personality to match, and the growing suspicion that the royal dungeon might actually have been the less stressful option.
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“Sit, sit, please,” he said, so Louis sat, folding up his hands in front of him.
Harry cracked up his bottle of water, looking at Louis for a long moment as he took a drink. When he was done, he set the bottle on the desk, then pulled his sunglasses down the bridge of his nose, looking at Louis over the edges of the frames.
“So,” he said, “Louis. Do you have any previous experience with pornography?”
Louis blinked, shuffling his feet.
“I’m sorry, what?”
OR: The porn au where Louis is a university student who needs money and runs across an ad that sounds too good to be true.
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15 Jul 2026
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“Four?”
“Four,” she confirmed, “I understand that this is… Not what you expected.”
“Not what I expected? Brooke, look at me! I’m tiny! I’m— I have a step in my kitchen to reach for the cups when Harry is not around because I can’t get to them! How am I carrying four babies?”
“Four e—”
“If the next word that comes out of your mouth is enigmas, I’m going to walk out."
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Harry is a hockey player, Louis is pretty much his trophy wife and they are expecting, as Louis would say, a fucking litter.
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21 Jun 2026
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will you pour me one for the road by donnytwink, kinematica
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
05 Dec 2013
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‘let me prove you wrong, louis,’ louis almost chuckles because that’s new. usually boys just ignore him after he rejects them, opting to find another easier looking target.
‘oh of course you’re going to you charmer,’
or the one where louis' a nerd and harry's a jock and louis' has had his heart broken too many times to believe that anyone that attractive can actually love him. harry proves him wrong.
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16 Jun 2026
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Prompt #100: Louis is an omega wet nurse who breastfeeds orphaned or motherless babies, Harry is an alpha single father with a newborn baby. Louis feeds his pup.
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14 Jun 2026