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    It does mean missing out on things like barbeques and team dinners sometimes, but it’s not as if he would have been able to participate anyway. At this point in his life, risking someone not taking his allergies seriously would mean potentially missing games, which makes it unacceptable. Jackie always makes sure he has a dish or two that’s safe when he’s over at their house, but if he was going to be the one guy sitting and drinking ginger ale instead of taking part in sharing nachos or Korean barbeque or burgers or any other delicious thing he goes in knowing he can’t have anyway, there’s no point in making a fuss about it. He eats at home, has a drink with everyone else, and he calls it a day. Easy. Safe. Foolproof.

    But also the reason it doesn’t occur to him that he hasn’t actually told Ilya about any of his allergies until it becomes immediately relevant five days into being at his cottage together.

    (how ilya learns about shane's food allergies) (and how shane learns what it's like to have someone who always saves him a seat at the table) (and who also makes sure there's food he can eat on the table to start with)

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Scott
    What the fuck, Rozanov?
    If you're going to be a homophobic asshole just fucking move on.
    Do you really have nothing better to do today?

    Unknown Number
    No no, not mean.
    Fuck. English hard.
    Wait
    Do not block!
    Please

    Scott was the first that summer. What if he wasn't the last? In a world where Ilya and Scott didn't cross paths at the MLH Awards, Ilya still has a message—and a question—for the man who went first.


    murmuration noun | mur·mur·a·tion | /ˌmərmə'rāSHən/

    a large group of birds, usually starlings, that all fly together and change direction together, or the act of birds doing this

    "A natural phenomenon where thousands of starlings gather at dusk in autumn and winter to fly in highly coordinated, swirling patterns. These massive flocks move as a single, fluid unit to confuse predators, share information about roosting spots, and keep warm."

    see also: trust, instinct, belonging

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    25 May 2026

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    Ilya sits down carefully and takes Shane’s hand. “I am going to ask you something, and I want you to try not to freak out, okay? Take a breath, think about it.”
    That sounds… serious.
    “The Centaurs are having a barbeque,” Ilya says. “I would like to go, and I would like you to come with me.”

    Shane meets the Centaurs. As Ilya's close personal friend slash charity partner from Canada.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    Shane: Curse & Hex Removal Spell by SpellsfromNastya

    Rose: ???

    Shane: Trust me

    Shane: Just get it

    Rose: Why?

    Shane: You are probably cursed.

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    Ilya's Etsy witch reviews get exposed.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    A (slightly AU) series of socmed/group chat fics following Shane, Ilya, and the Centaurs from the Hollanov outing through Shane’s first season with Ottawa

    These are technically all interconnected, and will include references to past events within this universe, but can absolutely be read as standalones

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    23 Mar 2026