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Oh to be Bella Swan in a Universe Where People Stop Edward From Stalking Her by hey_itspeanut
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types
27 Oct 2023
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AU where Bella reaches out to Rosalie early on in the series to ask her what in the Kentucky Fried Fuck is Edward's problem. I swear I saw a Tumblr post with basically this exact prompt but I can't find it and tbh it may have been a fever dream. If anyone knows what it is lmk so I can credit the person who came up with the actual idea pls and thank.
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Don't You Just Want to Watch Padme Amidala Go Feral? by hey_itspeanut
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
18 Oct 2023
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Inspired by a post from royalhandmaidens on Tumblr, where Padme gets fed up and yells at Palpatine during a Senate meeting. It's nothing serious, just a draft I've had sitting in my folders for like two years.
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if it's make believe, why does it feel like a vow we'll both uphold somehow? by the7thwriterinthedark
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Black Widow (Movie 2021), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
27 Jun 2026
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Natasha Romanoff is a spy, an Avenger. She is also falling in love with Steve Rogers.
Unfortunately, like most things in their lives, the timing is pretty bad.
Steve nods and tries to leave again, but she throws herself across the doorway. He looks mildly irritated now, “Natasha!”
She reaches up to cup his face in her hands, “Sorry. Just didn’t want you to go without a kiss goodbye.”
Steve’s face doesn’t quite soften, and Natasha doesn’t blame him for not wanting to let his guard down entirely right now, but he does set his suitcase down and draw her in by her hips, “What are you going to tell the others?”
Natasha puts her arms around his neck, “That you’re thinking it over, but you have a personal emergency.”
Steve kisses her then. It feels like a goodbye, like they won’t be seeing each other in three days. He stamps one last kiss on her cheek, “Take care of yourself, Romanoff.”
She nods, “I always do.” Finally, she steps aside and lets him exit his room. “Steve?”
He turns back. She waves a little and he nods and walks out with his suitcase.Bookmarked by hey_itspeanut
23 Jun 2026
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10 Days to Second Contact by JustAnotherGeekyAuthor
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
12 Apr 2026
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Ryland Grace went into a coma 10 days before the Hail Mary launched, and his crew were put into their own comas. Turns out there's a ten-day difference in wake-up time, too; and, unfortunately for Ilyukhina and Yao, ten days is enough time to make first contact.
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17 Jun 2026
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spangle my stars, captain by askmeaboutmyoctopustheory
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
12 Jun 2019
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steve rogers being an unapologetic slut through the ages
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06 Jun 2026
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Natasha and Steve spar, in more ways than one.
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06 Jun 2026
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Not Decent Indeed by Bourneblack
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
25 Sep 2018
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After a late night mission with Steve, all Natasha wants is a shower. But, of course, the women's locker room is out of order. Steve won't mind if she uses the men's real quick, will he?
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“Romanoff…” Steve says, but his voice sounds more fondly resigned then upset, and Natasha considers that a victory.
“Don’t be afraid of the human body, Rogers.”
“It’s not any human body I’m afraid of.”
“Oh, so it’s mine?” Natasha teases.
Steve huffs out a laugh, turning to level a look at Natasha.
Takes place during that sweet spot where Steve and Nat were getting to know each other after Avengers (2012) but before the events of Winter SoldierKinktober 2018 Day 1: Deep-Throating | Face-Sitting
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- Part 1 of Kinktober 2018
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