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    Cliff would probably remember if he was there when Ilya met a woman so earth-shattering that he would chase after her for nearly a decade. Probably. Cliff thinks he would probably notice something as life-altering as a meeting like that. Who on earth is this woman and how did they find each other? Did Cliff watch Ilya’s life change before his eyes and not even realize what was happening?

     

    In the fall of 2017, Cliff Marlow notices evidence of Jane all over Ilya’s apartment. He decides to investigate.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    It’s late in the first period when the news breaks.
    Shane stands. He’s not sure why, not at first, as he sweeps the ice, looking for blood or a mouthful of teeth or anything that would explain this sudden silence.
    Le Centre-Bell is never quiet.

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    Hayden's video leaks partway through the 2022 season, while Montréal is playing Ottawa. Shane trades himself to the opposing team.

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    Or: remember when Patrick Roy traded himself in the middle of a game? Shane can do that, too.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.

    Who lives in Canada.

    Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.

    The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.

    Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Cliff Marlow was sure of 3 things. The first, was that he had been drafted to the best team in the entire NHL. The Bears were a family, kept in line by a good coaching staff, and a shark of a captain, who kept the locker room in check. No hazing of younger rookies anymore, no tolerance for bigoted bullshit either. The second, was that he was probably hopelessly in love with his regular barista who almost certainly had no idea who he was outside of ‘customer she sometimes casually flirted with’. She was cool as fuck and absolutely not a sports fan, which was Cliff’s usual move, and Cliff was terrified of her. A story for another day.

    The third was that… something was wrong with his captain.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    “There is no one else!” He shouted as he let out a little sob.

    “It has always only ever been Jane!, I fucked around so much in my rookie years to stop myself from falling for-” No he couldn’t finish that sentence. He wasn’t even ready to admit that to himself sober, he could only commit to halfway admitting it when he was drunk out of his mind.

    “Since the moment I saw Jane in 2008 I knew I was in trouble. She yelled at me for smoking in a non-smoking area, shook my hand twice.” I Marlow looked at Ilya with pity as if to say 'so we are finally talking about this'?
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    OR: Ilya is torturing the Boston Bears/Raiders because of his breakup with Shane. His good friends take him to a bar to get him to move on (partially for their own sake) but it leads to Ilya revealing a little too much of his feelings.
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    20 Jun 2026