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  1. Public Bookmark 49

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    “Sorry, sorry-”
    “What are you sorry for?”
    Phil can’t breathe for long enough to say: for being lazy and unhealthy, for never cooking you dinner, for being sick and scaring you, for worrying you right now instead of dealing with it myself.

    OR: In which a doctor makes Phil feel inadequate and they both become a little bit insane about it.

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    16 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    "Welcome to the Cherry Pit, gentlemen."

    After eight years of being one of the top earners, Kaoru is given the opportunity to own and operate the brothel. When he takes over, he not only makes sure that each and every omega under his care are safe, but he takes a chance and lifts an industry ban, inviting one of the most notorious and violent alpha gangs back into The Cherry Pit. With the rules having been disseminated, Kaoru invites his guests to ask questions before they're allowed to pick their companion for the evening. Being asked how much he costs isn't shocking. However, the fact that he's contemplating working again, after eight months of retirement, is.

    Kojiro, wanting to give his men a night out to blow off steam, takes them to the Cherry Pit, an all-male omega brothel. He's only there to make sure they don't break shit and wind up being the reason why another ban is put in place. However, when the pretty little omega threatens to rip out someone's scent gland, Kojiro finds his interest is piqued. Which leads to him asking, a rather shocking question, "How much do you cost?", given the fact Kojiro is straight.

    Or so he's always believed.

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    23 May 2026

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    “I haven’t really been to a wedding where I’ve, uh… let loose. But, hey,” Dennis shrugged, “maybe I’m doing it wrong.”

    “If I hadn’t already agreed to go to this conference, I’d offer to go with you,” Robby said casually. “Show you how it’s done. I’ve got a good track record as a plus-one, too.” Dennis had to say something. To interrupt. To shut this down. But what was he supposed to say? No, you can’t be my plus one, because I lied about my cousin, and there is no wedding, and it seems a little weird to bring a date to a fucking funeral– “Apparently parents love it when you bring home a doctor.”

    And just like that, the bubble popped.

    “I’m not gay,” Dennis snapped.

    He had never hated the sound of his own voice as much as he did right then.

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    Or, Dennis is anxiously headed home for a "wedding" in Broken Bow, Nebraska, the details of which are increasingly fuzzy. Robby's got a medical conference in Omaha that same weekend. So they carpool. Seventeen hours both ways in an enclosed space with no way out except a tuck and roll. This'll go great.

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    05 May 2026

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    Kaoru Sakurayashiki had never imagined himself with a family. His own parents had been stuffy, with high expectations and strict punishments whenever he didn't meet them. While he was sure he'd make an effort not to turn out like them, one could never be too sure.

    There was also the issue of there being nobody worth having a family with. Kaoru entertained the occasional relationship, but most never even reached the point of him calling them his "partner", let alone broaching talks of marriage or family.

    The thought of having kids of his own never even really crossed his mind.

    That is, until a flock of them made themselves known at S, and suddenly he was offering sage, adult advice, chaperoning trips, and had even earned himself the nickname 'mama', much to his chagrin. And of course, when Kaoru became 'mama', so in turn did Kojiro become 'papa'.

    Honorary mama and papa of S become actual parents when Kaoru gets pregnant. The ticking time bomb of a baby on the way forces them to figure their shit out in a timely manner, even if they've done everything out of order.

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    28 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 25

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    After a beautiful day in Manchester with Phil Lester, that was DEFINITELY NOT A DATE, no matter what his hopes or that stupid magical kiss tell him, Dan Howell is ready to walk into the Lester House and just watch a movie with a friend.
    Definitely no silly business happening.
    Unless...

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    20 Apr 2026