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    “Can you like, stop staring?” Regina shifts uncomfortably in her seat, eyeing her companion.

    The kid in question turns beet red and averts his gaze. This lasts all of two minutes before she catches him doing it again. Regina huffs, uncrossing her legs.

    She was finding herself in more and more unbelievable situations thanks to Rodrick fucking Heffley.

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    17 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 91

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    On the glowing screen in front of her:

    rockburn4lyfeeee : rodrick + regina = tHE couple. ugh they’d look sooo hot 2gether. lolzzz rockburn 4 ever, baby !!!!!!11 <33 xD

    Regina squints. “Who the fuck is Rodrick?”

    pink walls. punk boys. 2000s chaos !!

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    16 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    Transferring to a new school for senior year is social suicide, everyone knows that.

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    13 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    The year is 2006.

    Three days ago Regina George saw the new kid's (Rodney's?) weaselly face pop up as a Myspace friend request, she actually shuddered at the sight. How dare he? She has to do some snooping just to make sure he isn’t Janis’s long lost brother since clearly they’re fond of using the same cheap eyeliner that’s neither smudge resistant nor waterproof.

    But that’s also when she finds videos of his shitty makeshift band, with his shitty drum solos and the, quite literally, shitty name.

    The music is hot fucking garbage.

    Only…

    She can’t stop listening.

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    12 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 88

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    Rodrick’s eyes catch on the length of her neck. Her necklace glints in the glowing, orange lights of her living room, the diamond-crusted ‘R’ nearly blinding him in the process.

    Fucking rich girl.

    “Rodrick?” She says, drawing him out of his short stupor.

    “Yeah?”

    She takes a step forward, until the scent of her perfume gets stuck in his nostrils, and he can see directly down her v-neck, the twin swells of her breasts perfect and full, surrounded by white lace.

    It goes directly to his spank bank for safe keeping.

    “Kill yourself,” Regina says, without missing a beat, her smile sharp, all straight, white teeth.



    Rodrick isn't obsessed with Regina George. He swears.

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    08 Nov 2025