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“No! I just…” he huffs a sigh. “Fine. But I think… maybe I don’t need to hit you once a month anymore. So this is just for training. Or whatever weird loser kink you have that makes you hot for getting your ass kicked,” he scoffs, turning to head towards the open sparring floor.
“Woah, wait – you don’t need to hit me anymore?” Robert is genuinely shocked, and delighted, and suspicious. “What happened?”
“Nothing!”
“Flambaaae,” he draws out the vowels tauntingly, letting a smirk curl his lips.
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22 Feb 2026
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your heart through the static by featherx
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
29 Sep 2025
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“Honestly, thank goodness you came,” the incredibly well-endowed woman who’d introduced herself as Manuela says for about the third time. “His sister wasn’t picking up, and you were the next most recent number on his call history, and—” She purses her lips, though less in disdain and more in what appears to be concealed amusement. “Well, let’s just say your name was familiar, even though that’s the first time I’ve seen how it’s spelled.”
She punctuates that bewildering sentence with a giggle. Linhardt, for his part, can only half-focus on her words; the rest of his concentration is devoted to keeping Byleth upright.
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24 Oct 2025
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into the dark by nikkiRA
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
17 Oct 2019
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The door to the training grounds opens. Felix lifts his head to see Ingrid walk in. She stops when she sees Felix and Dimitri on the ground. “I thought you were training.”
“We were,” Dimitri says. “Now we’re talking about how Sylvain loves Felix.”
“I wish I had my fucking sword right now,” Felix mutters. Ingrid takes a seat next to him, pulling her knees up to her chest and resting her cheek on them.
“Everyone heard it, it isn’t a secret,” she says. Felix covers his face with his hands and screams.
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21 Sep 2024
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"There was a woman here earlier," Dimitri said slowly, carefully; navigating his thoughts felt like wading through chest-high water. "She had green hair, and wore church vestments. Who was she?"
Felix gave him an incredulous look, before it melted into irritation.
"That's your wife!" Felix snapped, with enough reprimand in his voice that Dimitri felt a sting of shame.
Once he fully processed Felix's words, however, Dimitri was as stunned as though he had been knocked silly once again.
"But she's beautiful!" Dimitri blurted out.
Dimitri gets hit on the head and forgets a few vital facts. It's not funny. (It's kind of funny.)
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20 Sep 2024
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one step at a time by OuterWilde (foreveraugust)
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
08 Sep 2020
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Phoenix harbours no illusions that getting his badge back is going to be an easy task, even if the hardest part of clearing his name is technically over. He's fully aware that his reinstatement is going to be a bit more complicated than just passing the bar and is going to be more of a case of:
Step 1: Save money to retake bar exam
Step 2: Study frantically to pass said bar exam
Step 3: Pass bar exam
Step 4: Hope and pray that he'll somehow be able to still pull in clients after his reputation got burned to the ground
Step 5: Haircut
Step 6: New suit
Step 7: Finally, finally confess his passionate love for Edgeworth that has been eating him up inside for the past 25 years
Step 8: ???? Lawyer???Thankfully he has a pretty solid support network of people willing to help him out. And if Edgeworth has anything to say about it, they'll probably be able to cut out a few of those steps along the way.
Which is why Phoenix promises himself one thing. If he passes the bar again, he is absolutely going to kiss the Chief Prosecutor square on the lips. Whatever happens after that, they'll just have to wait and see.
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