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After the untimely death of Sam's husband Riley, his two best friends Bucky and Steve move in to help him raise his three young girls, Natasha, Sharon, and Wanda. Basically, the Full House AU no one asked for.
a.k.a. Four times Bucky and Steve had a misunderstanding and one time they got their shit together.
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Cisco goes to free Earth-2 Barry from the storage closet and finds out more than he planned about this Barry's history with Reverb
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When Team Flash gets an invite to Oliver and Felicity's engagement party, Cisco has to defend his sense of style and Barry pines.
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Once again, Barry's mouth is a little too fast for his brain.
This causes him some embarrassment when he goes to check in on Captain Cold in Iron Heights.
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Butterflies Suck (And So Do Crushes) by humanedisaster
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
13 Aug 2015
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Bruce Banner was a hard person to track down, when he wanted to be, but Natasha is a Gryffindor for a reason, dammit.
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- Part 5 of MCU Hogwarts AU
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A Hogwarts AU of epic proportions, though it is small yet. Check out the tumblr here. And feel free to send me a prompt!
I am trying to keep the listing here on Ao3 chronological, not the order in which I posted it, so do note that if you read from fic "1" to the end, it will not have been the order I posted them in.
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Watching Robins and Bats by humanedisaster, miss_music666 (orphan_account)
Fandom DCU - Comicverse
24 Jul 2011
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A nonhero AU where Bruce still adopts/raises the Robins and some Batgirls.
Currently on an indefinite hiatus.
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Mi media naranja. Half an orange, right? Like—two sides of the same coin, or something. A complementary coupla guys. A little silly, maybe, referring to a grown adult as a piece of fruit, but the sentiment is sweet enough.
“Hey,” Buck asks the girl beside him. “Um, Alba. She called Rosie ‘mi media naranja’. Like—half an orange? Is that a common saying in Mexico?”
“Oh, sure,” she nods. “It’s a pretty normal term of endearment. Cheesy as hell, but, well.” She gestures at where Eddie and the two women are sitting. Alba’s holding Rosie’s hand now. “When you’ve known each other that long and fit together that well… it’s just sweet.”
My most best friend. That’s what Alba said. That’s—well, that’s who Eddie is to him, essentially. And if what Eddie’s missing is a little affection in a language that feels like home, well. Buck can give that to him.
or, buck notices the lack of spanish terms of endearment in eddie’s life since his abuela died. so, he’s armed with what he’s been reliably informed is a totally normal thing to call your buddy. Operation Make My Best Friend Feel Cherished, as he’s named it on a trial basis in the privacy of his own head, is a-go
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19 Jun 2026
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"That is. Okay. Where do I start." Pushing off the counter — hands need to be free for this. "Number one. That is not how being secure in your sexuality works. Number two. That is the opposite of how it works. Number three. Most straight men who are secure in their sexuality do not, as a method of confirming this, seek out gay sex. That is— Eddie, that is gay. The thing you are describing is gay. The act of doing it is gay. There is no version of this where you end up more straight at the other end."
Eddie scoffs. "You don't know that."
"I do know that."
"You don't."
"Eddie, I am bi. I have personally conducted this experiment. The results are in."
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Eddie asks Buck to fuck him to prove he's straight. Things go about as well as you'd think.Series
- Part 1 of veni, vidi, vici
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18 Jun 2026
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“Do you think he knows he's in a tragedy?”
Hawkeye has a habit of walking into BJ’s classroom mid-rant and expecting him to keep up. BJ got used to it by the second week of September. Now, he doesn’t even look up from the paper he’s grading.
“Who?”
“Hamlet!” Hawkeye scoffs, waving his arms. “Hamlet! Who else?"
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a beejhawk teacher au
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15 Jun 2026
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(to date the most popular thing i've done, tumblr mirror here)
Adrenaline puts Chuck in an uncomfortable situation, and Mike accidentally makes it worse (read: better).
"He is straddling the gearshift and his hand is on his hip, oh God, this can’t get worse."
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14 Jun 2026
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“Never have ever I kissed someone in character,” Mike says, and laughs triumphantly when everyone else groans and drinks.
“We’ve gotta change that sometime, Smiling Dragon,” Chuck grins, and Mike’s heart goes hot and sharp in his chest all of a sudden.
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13 Jun 2026