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How can you say that I didn't try by iamnotmagic_cath
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
25 Apr 2023
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Steve is tired of Eddie poking fun at his music, and he will get him back by showing him that he knows metal too.
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Dirty Old Man Lan by iamnotmagic_cath for glowingreverie
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
07 Feb 2020
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Wei Wuxian decides to play a prank on Old Man Lan, but he didn't expect to be caught in the act, and he certainly didn't expect the punishment Lan Qiren has for him.
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puck drop by iamnotmagic_cath
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
05 Feb 2020
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It wasn’t even the first day of this stupid elite hockey training camp and Wei Wuxian had managed to get in trouble. Jiang Cheng was going to break his fucking legs.
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- Part 1 of the good ol' hockey game
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When The Dark Lord assigns Snape a mission, the consequences are something The Potions Master never thought he'd deal with.
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Geno still looks tired, but Sid decides not to mention that and instead focuses on hoarding as much garlic bread as he can while Geno’s busy piling his plate with the pasta. Geno smacks his hand as he grabs yet another slice and admonishes him. “Stop stealing all bread, Sid! Is how your ass get so fat!” Sid laughs and reaches for the slice again but Geno just smiles and pulls it out of his grip and, smiling like a dick, takes a large bite out of it. Geno makes a theatrical production out of swallowing and patting his stomach and Sid can’t help but laugh because he loves this asshole so much, when Geno suddenly grows even paler, leans to the side, and throws up.
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the good ol' hockey game by iamnotmagic_cath
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
05 Feb 2020
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Bookmarked by iamnotmagic_cath
25 Jun 2026
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The one where uninspired chef Dean Winchester has a one night stand with the male (!) food critic who described the flavour of his garlic bread as 'closeted' and accidentally ends up dating him to try and prove that he's a kick ass chef, thank you very much.
(He may have a point about the 'closeted' thing).
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- Part 1 of Eat, review, love
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25 Jun 2026
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Dean takes a really, really long drive to kick fear in the ass. It might just be the best thing he ever decides to do.
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The seat squeaks, and Dean follows the sound, his gaze trailing down. There—where Jack sat moments ago—is a much tinier version of him. He looks mostly the same, just...smaller and more dimply and cuter, if that's possible. His clothes have shrunk to fit him, so he's casually sitting in a t-shirt, jeans, and scuffed tennis shoes. He swings his feet from side-to-side over the edge of Baby's seat the same way Sam used to in the back, and he stares up at Dean with clear eyes.
"Oh," Dean blurts out, eyes bulging, "Cas is going to fucking kill me."
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23 Jun 2026
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The first time she meets him, he's nothing more than an almost-missed appointment.
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Dean is silent for a long, tense moment, then he gruffly says, "It's not for banishing the angels. It's to summon them. So, it doesn't—it's not to get rid of 'em, but to draw 'em in."
Mitzi can't help but glance up at him at that. His voice is so heavy with so much unexplained pain, and she doesn't understand why, or what angels have to do with it. She knows religion can impact people. She's very aware that it can get complicated, and that it can be a huge source of pain for someone, but Dean sounds grievously wronged, somehow, as if it's a truly personal thing.
She pushes through, focusing back on her job, clearing her throat before murmuring, "Well, I guess we all want angels to visit us sometimes."
"Just the one," Dean mumbles.
"Your guardian angel?" Mitzi asks.
Dean breathes out, "Something like that. As close to one as an angel will ever get."
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- Part 1 of Decorations and Dedication
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Bookmarked by iamnotmagic_cath
22 Jun 2026
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So, the first thing that happens is Castiel comes back.
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"Right," Dean says eventually, gruffly. He looks down at his shoes. "I'm not gonna tell you how to live your life, man. It's—you know, yours. Do your thing, love who you love, whatever. I can't really stop you from loving me, if that's what you've decided to do, but I don't—I can't—"
"I know," Castiel murmurs, still just smiling a little, not looking heartbroken at all. "Don't worry about it, Dean, that's all I ask."
"So we're—" Dean risks a glance up, swallowing thickly. "We're good?"
Castiel hums. "We're good."
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22 Jun 2026