idioticIntelligence
Fandoms
- Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (4)
- Deadpool - All Media Types (1)
- Future Man (TV) (1)
- Marvel (1)
- Teen Wolf (TV) (1)
Recent works
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The Hanged Spider by idioticIntelligence for niðavellir (KingPreussen)
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 Aug 2024
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The Hanged Man is a card of sacrifice, release, martyrdom.
The Spider is a card of dream-weaving, moving forward, new ideas.
The Hanged Spider is something altogether different.Trapped in a web of your own design, you hang from a single thread, bound. You have woven this trap for yourself, and caught yourself instead of a fly. Escape is difficult, but not impossible. Free yourself, little spider, before a bigger predator comes along...
Series
- Part 3 of Snippets & Drabbles & Oneshots Oh My
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Winter in NYC by idioticIntelligence
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
25 Dec 2023
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Venus reminisces, April meddles.
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- Part 2 of Snippets & Drabbles & Oneshots Oh My
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Heart beat to the beat of the drums by idioticIntelligence
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Feb 2022
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Rumors of the Boy-Who-Lived going clubbing in Muggle London have made their way to one Tom Marvolo Riddle. So, he gathers up his most trusted Death Eaters and... goes clubbing?
Series
- Part 1 of While you're here in my arms
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Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey by alfisha, artsy_girl, CherriixBerrii, etherealisms, feycityriddle, HollowLies, idioticIntelligence, Sakuragane_San
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Dec 2021
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Harry is a Slytherin in the 40s, stuck at Hogwarts with Tom Riddle.
Tom doesn't know it, but the universe is pulling a classic 'Harry is from the future, knows everything about who he is, and doesn't like his vibe', while Harry... is trying to avoid Tom at all costs and figure out how to get home.
Of course, Tom is utterly enthralled with the one person who doesn't fall for his trickery and tomfoolery. As a consequence, Tom will stop at literally nothing to get Harry to notice him.
Cue the most batshit crazy antics imaginable and... possible romance.
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The Fair Folk aren't ones to get attached to humans. Humans are generally irritating, and while they may be interesting for a time, they aren't worth getting close to.
Tom has always thought them fascinating, and occasionally will spend a few years among them to see what chaos he can cause. Of course, he doesn't suspect that a human - let alone a human child - will become precious to him. Then again, he hadn't met Harry Potter until then.
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Tom is a member of the Unseelie Court, and finds sweet little Harry, who smells of milk and honey, fascinating.
Recent series
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Snippets & Drabbles & Oneshots Oh My by idioticIntelligence
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
26 Aug 2024
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All my snippets and drabbles go here, whether they end up being used for something bigger or not. No guarantees on if they'll be continued. Enjoy.
- Words:
- 1,781
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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In which Tom and Harry go clubbing and fall in love.
- Words:
- 1,961
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
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I don't know these characters, and I doubt I ever will by idioticIntelligence
Fandom Future Man (TV)
08 Apr 2020
- Words:
- 615
- Works:
- 1
Recent bookmarks
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Good Enough (To Be Good To Yourself) by jackmischief
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
11 Nov 2022
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Peter meets Deadpool when he’s in his civvies, and has the good fortune of remaining unrecognized. But with a friend like Deadpool — and his interesting habit of trying to feed his good buddy Spider-Man — he finds it hard to be too worried. When Deadpool winds up coincidentally finding Peter a second and third time, the merc gets attached to the cute brunet. Meanwhile, Spider-Man and Deadpool are a crime fighting duo tackling strange activity on the docks with suspicious ties to an all too familiar organization.
A fluffy, angsty, eventually smutty Spideypool romp with an identity reveal endgame and regular updates on Mondays and Fridays. Rating and tags reflect entire fic. Smut starts at chapter 9.
I DO NOT GIVE CONSENT FOR MY WORKS TO BE USED IN ANY REGARDS TO GENERATIVE AI
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 221,082
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 710
- Kudos:
- 2,407
- Bookmarks:
- 596
- Hits:
- 99,451
Bookmarked by idioticIntelligence
06 Jun 2026
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Love Cuts Deep by TimidTurnip
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
05 Oct 2025
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A chance encounter on the subway leaves Peter soaked in blood, and a need to bring the one who caused it to justice. Turns out the real challenge is keeping the man out of his pants.
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Domestic Bliss and Other Luxuries by holdingbreaths
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types
07 Apr 2026
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Peter moves in with Wade: it's meant to be a temporary solution for an urgent problem.
Out of boredom, he cleans around the apartment.
Wade compliments him in a very particular way.
This is a huge mistake for everyone involved.
Follow our hero through a series of everyday domestic snippets about praise, accidental power dynamics, denial, and the deeply inconvenient realization that Spider-Man may enjoy being a housewife.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 99,790
- Chapters:
- 60/60
- Comments:
- 3,323
- Kudos:
- 2,477
- Bookmarks:
- 406
- Hits:
- 61,532
Bookmarked by idioticIntelligence
28 May 2026
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Runaway dreams by HolisticMistake
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
26 Apr 2026
- Words:
- 14,400
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 9
Bookmarked by idioticIntelligence
27 May 2026
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Playing puppy by BloodthirstyMerc
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)
09 May 2026
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“Good boy,” Wade almost whispers as he clasps the collar around Peter’s neck, adjusting it until it sits with the tag resting perfectly in the divot of Peter’s throat. Peter whines so softly that Wade barely hears it. Wade pushes his fingers under the band, testing how tight it sits. “That tight enough?”
Sometimes Peter wants it loose, but usually he wants it flush against his skin, tight enough that when he swallows, it pushes into his skin a little. Wade gets it, Peter’s into a lot of things, and there have been several times Peter has begged to be choked or held down by his throat while Wade rides him. And Wade might not have a flesh cock, but Peter gags himself on Wade’s strap every single time. So he can see why Peter might want the collar a little tight on him.
Bookmarked by idioticIntelligence
27 May 2026