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    "Oh! You want my help. Do you want me to join your cult? You need a human sacrifice and want me to help catch one? I look great in black robes, and I'm good at chanting stuff, and-"
     
    "I want you to be my boyfriend."

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    26 Sep 2024

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    THIS FIC IS BETA READ BY Escapethrustory FROM CHAPTER 9!!!
    Simon never went to Hillerska, but Sara did. And so did Wilhelm. Erik never died, but Wilhelm is still all alone - or so he feels like. Wilhelm somehow saved the wrong number in his phone and is now texting this funny, energetic guy... What's not to like?

    Unknown number
    Hey! Running late. Be there in a sec.

    Simon
    WHO is this???

    Unknown number
    Ups, sorry. Guess I saved the wrong number.
    Take it that you’re not Felice then?

    Simon
    Sorry, to disappoint you, but I’m not

    Simon
    Do you need me to act like Felice? I can totally do that if you need me to.
    You know, if you need to get out of a bad situation...

    Simon
    Sorry, that was stupid. I’ll stop texting you now.... sorry

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    05 Apr 2024

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    In which Baz finds he rather likes having Simon walk in on him 'taking care of himself' and starts redirecting his plotting towards making it happen again.

    (Formerly: 5 Times Simon Walked In On Baz Wanking and 1 Time He Told Him To, literally nothing else has changed, this is the exact same fic. It just needed a title that wasn't shite. Also it ended up only vaguely a 5+1 so...)

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    09 Oct 2023

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    College was supposed to be simple for Alexander Hamilton: go to class, make revolutionary changes, graduate top of his class.

    Falling in love with your roommate made it incredibly complicated.

    Lams College AU.

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    11 Apr 2023

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    Neuro-atypical uni student Baz Pitch has never had a boyfriend, or a first date. He’s never even been kissed. Up until now, he’s been too busy being…well. Neuro-atypical.

    He spends his days at uni and his nights working at the bookshop owned by his eccentric aunt’s on-again off-again boyfriend. He’s not doing it for the money—all he needs is something to get him out of the house. But he never expected a simple bookselling job to turn his entire world upside-down.

    Enter Simon Salisbury. He’s not sure where his life’s headed. He’s taken a gap year, and his girlfriend’s gone off to college in California and broken up with him. When his best friend Penelope takes him to the bookshop near her school for a coffee and a scone, he thinks all he’s getting is advice and commiseration. But then there's Baz.

    Simon’s determined to get to know the bloke at the bookshop, but Baz has spent a lifetime trapped inside his own mind. He knows that letting Simon get to know him means exposing the most vulnerable bits of himself. But love is vulnerable in itself, and sometimes trusting someone with our hearts is a risk worth taking.

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    07 Apr 2023