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The story of how Teddy got into management consulting begins with a bank robbery gone wrong, gets kicked into action thanks to some pissed off cartel freaks, features a shocking-but-not-as-shocking-as-it-should’ve-been lack of support from his mother, zig zags between various shootouts at gas stations across the country, involves several stolen trucks and Molotov cocktails, features the two weeks he spent pretending to be a cop that were as ironic as they were surprisingly homoerotic, takes a shocking-but-not-as-shocking-as-it-should’ve-been turn towards cannibalism, drags through another repetitive bout of near-death experiences, meanders during a long undercover stint in Mexico, and climaxes with a sitcom-level identity switcheroo at a tech conference in Cabo that lands him on a plane headed straight to Galweather Stern. Told in its entirety, the whole tale is confusing, depraved, largely felonious, and more than a little embarrassing, so Teddy usually just tells people the short version: he did a lot of cocaine in his twenties.
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Yasper and Xavier fake date. It's awesome!
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Xavier and Yasper fake date. It's a nightmare.
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