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"Hale & Daughters Funeral Home," Derek says dully.
"Oh ho! And which daughter are you?"
Derek casts his eyes up to the ceiling. It's going to be one of those calls.
(In which Derek is a bored secretary, Stiles is a baker who may or may not have ulterior motives, and there are entirely too many macaroons.)
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04 Jun 2023
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Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Make Me a Match by DancingLassie
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
21 Dec 2021
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The last thing Vesemir expected when he broke his hip (caused by slipping in his kitchen, of all things) was to meet the future love of Geralt’s life. Now all he had to do was subtly convince Geralt and Jaskier of the fact.
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10 Apr 2022
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They set out from Kaer Morhen together, planning to stay ahead of anyone who might be looking for Ciri and to look for answers about why Nilfgaard is searching for her. It's an odd party: a witcher, a sorceress, a princess... and a bard.
There are untold threats after them, the wilds are a dangerous place, and there is something seriously weird going on between Geralt and Jaskier.
It's starting to look like, despite everything that's happened to her lately, Ciri's managed to stumble her way into a family. Now they've just got to keep each other safe.
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09 Apr 2022
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Stiles knows he is good at his job. He can lie and seduce and con with the best of them. Don't get him wrong—under no circumstances did he expect this to be an easy mission. Derek Hale, though. Derek Hale might just ruin him. Utterly and completely ruin him.
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17 Jan 2022
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“Besides, if this was a rom com then that special someone that’ll show me how to love again should be walking into my life right about now.” Because really, three years.
Stiles spreads his arms wide open and gives him a ‘duh’ look. Derek doesn’t think he’s laughed so hard in a while. “Aw, come on! I can totally fill that role,” he says as he quickly moves to the couch, dropping really close to where Derek is sitting. “I’m the quirky, average looking, good guy. I can totally mend your broken heart.” And Stiles poking at his chest with his index finger is completely unnecessary. Also, ouch.
“If by quirky you mean annoying and by good guy you mean asshole, sure.”
In which Stiles likes to spend his Saturday mornings after a crappy hook-up (read: all) babbling about his personal struggles to a reluctant, grumpy barista. And Derek’s people skills are just fine.
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28 Nov 2021