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  1. Rec *

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    Ilya is bored out of his mind and decides to start ragebaiting Wikipedia editors

    or: 5 times Ilya got banned from Wikipedia for vandalism, and 1 time they didn't have a leg to stand on, as told through Wikipedia edit history and talk pages

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    09 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    the internet reacts to Ilya Rozanov's activities on wikipedia;

    (including some kind of hollanov timeline reveal, Ilya being a menace, everyone losing a little bit of their will to live, and hockeypedia getting bullied some more)

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    09 Jul 2026

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    Ilya
    Guess what

    Shane
    What?

    Ilya
    We are getting married tomorrow!!

    Shane
    Oh shit, I meant to tell you
    A thing came up, sorry!
    Totally unavoidable

    Ilya
    SHANE

    or: Hollanov take the 'two birds, one stone' approach to their wedding day.

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    08 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This series was PERFECT!!!!!

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    Ilya
    We will be late

    Bood
    do NOT fuck before my bbq

    Ilya
    We already have
    And we will again!

    Post-Fanmail, Hollanov, the Cens & the WAGs prepare for the BBQ to end all BBQs.

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    08 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    So fucking delightful I'm beaming

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    Boyle
    ooh i’m shaking
    like your legs could even carry you to my place to punch me in the dick at this point

    Nicky C
    For real
    Surely you must be on the floor after 2 straight days with Jane

    Cap
    Who the fuck do you think I am?
    I could do a week straight with Jane and still kick your ass

    3 months in the Ottawa Centaurs' group chat.

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    08 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Centaurs ❤️

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    After crashing out over whether he is sufficiently queer, Shane makes the drunken and impulsive decision to get his nipples pierced. Who could have thought two such tiny pieces of metal could cause so much spiralling?

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    08 Jul 2026

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    llya wishes their rookies would just learn to whisper, or, optionally, to not have these conversations in his immediate vicinity. 

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    07 Jul 2026

  8. Public Bookmark *

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    Slowly, the realization of what he is asking him to do sets in.

    “Shane,” he croaks, his voice breaking. I can’t hurt you.

    “Please,”

    Always so pretty when he begs. Even like this, all messed up and bloody. Ilya loves him more than life.

    “I don’t want anyone but you touching me."

    That finally did it.

    During the Boston vs. Montreal game, Marleau doesn't knock Shane out completely but still injures him. While a fight breaks out, Shane begs Ilya to help him, right there on the ice in front of the whole arena. Unfortunately, Ilya could never say no to him.

    [SECOND CHAPTER WITH REACTIONS NOW ADDED]

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    07 Jul 2026

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    Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    “Lily,” Hayden says automatically. “You know about Lily?”

    Something flickers across Rozanov’s face. His jaw twitches. “Yes, I know about Lily.” He raises his eyebrows.

    Hayden feels like a complete asshole, all of a sudden. There’s just been too much going on to even think about Shane’s mystery girlfriend. “Shit, I should probably, like, call her, or something? I don’t know this girl at all, but Shane’s been obsessed with her for years. If she was watching the game, she would have seen him get hurt.”

    “You don’t need to call her,” Rozanov says, and when Hayden glances at him, he still looks fucking miserable but now he’s rolling his eyes, a much more familiar expression of disdain on his face. “She’s sitting right here.”
    --
    Hayden Pike and Ilya Rozanov are waiting for Shane to wake up after he took a bad hit on the ice. They get to talking.

    Chapter 2: Ilya and Shane talk about what it means, now that someone knows their secret.
    Chapter 3: Shane and Hayden hash out the big reveal.
    Chapter 4: Ilya tells Svetlana the big secret.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    “Hollander,” Ilya replied stiffly, trying his best to school his tone. “You never call me.”

    “I need–nngh–“ he panted out.

    Ilya froze, all of the questions in his head like “What are you doing?” and “Why are you calling me?” and “Why haven’t we spoken in so long?” immediately dissipating because that didn’t matter, not when it sounded like–

    “Are…are you touching yourself, Hollander?” Ilya asked, voice dropping low.

    “N-no,” Shane whimpered and fuck he missed hearing him like this. His thready breaths alone made Ilya grab at his sheets, his dick immediately perking up in interest. “I’m not–I’m not touching. I’m–fuck–”

    “You’re what?” Ilya demanded. “Finish the sentence.”

    “I’m humping a pillow.” The admission hung heavy in the air, and for a split second, Ilya lost all ability to speak.

    Shane Hollander wakes up with a vagina and can't get himself off. He calls the one person who can help him.

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    05 Jul 2026

  12. Public Bookmark *

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    Tweet referenced/inspired by:
    can someone theorize how early situationship era shane was comfortable enough with his sexuality to buy himself a dildo

    — skirk’s footrest @flinslay
    February 16, 2026
    https://x.com/flinslay/status/2023480604336312743

    Anyways so I wrote it: Here’s how Shane bought his dildo and his first time trying it out.

    This is set after the commercial hookup in 1410, after Shane’s rookie season has begun.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    "Baby," Ilya coos, moving his hands to guide Shane's hips. "You need to slow down, or you are going to come like this."

    "No," Shane whines. "No, I'm not. M'fine… just give me a minute." The words come out mushed, slurred together and obscured by Shane's heavy breathing. "We're gonna, we're gonna have sex. I need you inside me."

    "Okay," Ilya says, disbelieving.

    ———

    A drunk, handsy Shane chases his release on Ilya's lap

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    02 Jul 2026

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    In a state of extreme horniness, Shane agrees to make a spicy video for Ilya, and it unfortunately doesn’t stay between just them. One guess as to whose fault it is that it leaks (you're only half right).

    (Set in the 2015-2016 season)

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    02 Jul 2026

  15. Public Bookmark *

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    Shane's brought Ilya to his cottage, which means something, doesn't it? And whether it's a test, or an experiment, or an audition - Ilya is determined he will triumph. By any means necessary.

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    Relentlessly explicit companion piece to rush&roulette; another missing scene, this time from the heart of the cottage, from Ilya's POV. Revisiting that specific request of Shane’s because now, everything is different.

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    He smiled at Shane’s startled look, moving in close, overriding any objection with a kiss. He'd show him. Come on. What did he expect? Bring Ilya to an isolated house of glass, he was going to be pressing Shane against every damn window.

    He crowded him with deliberate intent, squeezing Shane's chest and pushing him back. Kissing his mouth, his neck. Trying to tell him with his lips and tongue that he was here, they were here; that what they had was sunlit and sober and real and worthy.

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    30 Jun 2026

  16. Public Bookmark *

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    Based on That Clip which essentially re-wired my brain; Shane living his best sex-starved life in yet another hotel room with Ilya, as all the while their plausible deniability wears gossamer thin.

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    30 Jun 2026

  17. Rec *

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    It's Shane's trapezius Ilya bit down on, and Shane is quivering underneath him and rocking helplessly against the sheets. There's cum streaking his leg and the curve of his glorious ass and, jesus, all the way up to the base of his spine.

    Marked. Shane must find the idea as hot as Ilya does, from the way his back heaves as he drags in harsh lungfuls of air.

    "Fuck, please, please—"

    "I don't know what I should do with you," Ilya breathes against sweat-damp skin, kissing the bright hickey he left without even deciding to. "To reward you. Maybe punish a little for making me look like hair-trigger virgin, but not too much."

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    29 Jun 2026

  18. Rec *

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    “Shane has started to suspect Ilya has a… thing.

    Nothing crazy. It’s almost too subtle to catch. But Shane is maybe borderline obsessed with his boyfriend and can say with confidence that he knew Ilya better than anyone else on the planet.

    Shane thinks his boyfriend really, really likes it when he wears his glasses.”

    aka my depraved contribution to the glasses kink community

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    28 Jun 2026

  19. Public Bookmark *

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    “We should do it sometime.”

    “Do what?”

    “Like…it. On camera.”

    Ilya’s eyebrows shot into his hair.

    “You want me to fuck you for my channel?”

    Or, Ilya is on OnlyFans and his husband is a (not so) secret exhibitionist.

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    28 Jun 2026

  20. Rec *

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    Shane Hollander's carefully researched, colour-coded, password-protected kink spreadsheet. Now including Ilya Rozanov’s commentary.

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    2/2
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    7,051

    27 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Absolutely adore this concept

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