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Sam squinted at him. “Do you think about Dad while I’m giving you head?”
“What? No!”
“Do you think about Dad while you’re giving me head?”
“Sam, stop it,” Dean warned.
“Woah.” Sam’s eyes widened. “You do. That’s kinda weird, Dean.”
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multitudes by ilragno
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
16 Apr 2026
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He heard Theon and Mum shushing him, but he only shook his head. They didn’t understand. No one could. His best friend was in his arms, his sisters were by his side—but his brother was lying unconscious down the hall in a ratty hospital bed, and he had no idea if he was going to wake up.
in which; robb stark contained multitudes.
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- Part 3 of Sober Haha Jk Unless
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Hot Hot Honey by ilragno
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
10 Apr 2026
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Family, substances, and the art of noticing.
Jon Snow tries to act accordingly.
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- Part 2 of Sober Haha Jk Unless
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DROP A LINE by ilragno
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
06 Mar 2026
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“Hey, ‘s Jon. Drop a line after the beep… beeeeep.”
or; five months, jon's voicemail inbox.
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- Part 1 of Sober Haha Jk Unless
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meltwater by ilragno
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
30 Jan 2026
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Summer in Winterfell, and what that means for the boy who carries the name of Snow.
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Sober Haha Jk Unless by ilragno
Fandom A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
16 Apr 2026
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Jon’s introduction to adolescence includes getting perilously addicted to drugs, leaving, finding out the truth, and then returning. Not necessarily in that order.
(https://open.spotify.com/track/1hWNvtvxScwjYUWbosrJUC?si=cDLFVbiNTJKpalIQEckabw)
chronological order would be:
1. Hot Hot Honey
2. multitudes
3. DROP A LINE- Words:
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a nation of two by janie_tangerine
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
17 Jun 2013
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“I’m not going anywhere.” It’s the dead of the night, it’s raining outside and they’re in some small village in Wales – all the worst clichés rolled into one, Robb thinks.
“You should,” Theon whispers against his shoulder. “It’s not worth it.”
“Shut up.”
“I can’t be worth it.”
Robb pushes hair out of Theon’s forehead, carding through it, wishing he hadn’t been so late. And wishing he could punch Theon’s dad in the face, because from what Theon always told him, he has an idea of why he’s saying that out of everything.
“You always were.”
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18 Jun 2026
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in the comfort of familiar armor by assaily (twistedskys)
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
16 Apr 2022
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Five was a surprisingly functional person when he was under a world of stress. Take that away from him, however, and all of his little malfunctions came popping out of the woodwork like termites, eating away beneath the façade. For all the bitching he did about being an adult, he was very much still a child
Bookmarked by ilragno
11 Jan 2023
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I'll brick by brick rebuild us by janie_tangerine for kruemmel
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV)
03 Aug 2022
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“I am really dreaming, then,” he croaks, wishing his lungs didn’t feel like they were about to crack into a thousand shards.
“Oh, but you’re not,” Robb says, his hand going to Theon’s cheek, as rough and warm as he remembers it, and he can’t – oh, surely he must be dreaming and whatever gods exist hate him because it can’t be true, it can’t be real –
“But I am,” Robb nods. “Real, I mean.”
“You can’t be.”
“You tried to kill the Night King with arrows,” Robb smiles, “you completely crazy idiot, and you think that there’s much that can’t be real, around here? Rest. I’ll be here when you wake up.”
“You won’t be waiting for me in one of the Seven Hells, Robb,” he croaks.
“No,” Robb says, “because that’s not where you’re going. Rest.”
Or: in which Theon doesn't die and Robb doesn't stay dead either.
Bookmarked by ilragno
14 Jun 2026
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a man you don't meet every day by janie_tangerine
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Sirens (UK)
09 Jun 2013
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“And what would your type be?”
“Well, usually taller. And bulkier. And darker. But I just – I spent almost a month walking in front of your desk and every time I felt this overwhelming need to just bloody ask you out.”
“Guess it was my lucky day then,” Theon replies, praying that he still remembers how to do this.
Or: where Theon goes to sleep in Westeros, wakes up in modern day London and gets asked out by a paramedic who looks like Robb.- Language:
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Bookmarked by ilragno
14 Jun 2026
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Stuart always had his theories. He just knows better than to ask about it.
Bookmarked by ilragno
14 Jun 2026