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“Good morning, everyone. Sit where you’d like for now.” Harry was understandably nervous for his first class of the day, and his first class of the school year. It just so happened that the sixth-year Gryffindors and Slytherins were the first class that he had to teach. When he taught the members of the DA, it was less nerve-wracking because they had all signed up to be taught by him. His peers now don’t have a choice. And he never taught Slytherins before.
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After Hogwarts recognized Harry as an official professor when he taught the DA, Dumbledore decided to give him a shot at actually teaching DADA. -
I Wanna Be Praised From a New Perspective by im_normal_about_everything
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 May 2026
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Ron: apparently the ministry is trying to mix muggle things with wizard life or something like that
Ron: so dad got a bunch of these box things and now i can write to you digitally!Harry: its a phone
Harry: and its called texting ron
Harry: but thats awesomeOr:
Wizards get access to muggle cellphones. They have no clue what they're doing, so they rely on muggle-borns/muggle-raised wizards to help them. Harry did NOT sign up for it.
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You'd Kill Yourself For Recognition by im_normal_about_everything
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), The Black Phone (Movies - Derrickson)
19 Jan 2026
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That made him freeze. There’s no way, right? It was just a coincidence, Finney and a baseball game. It didn’t mean anything. But he looked up at the screen and saw a painfully familiar face with two long braids of brown hair that matched his own. His little sister, Gwen.
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You Ask Me Who I Have Become by im_normal_about_everything
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
29 Dec 2025
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“That was weird, right?” Mike says and is immediately hit in the arm by Lucas, hard.
“Mike, are you serious?” Lucas is glaring at him and Mike’s sure a lot of the others are, too.
“Not like that, Jesus! I mean, the shit he said about what we liked doing. Getting milkshakes from Melvald’s? Getting lost in the woods?” He asks incredulously.
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We Never Learn (We've Been Here Before) by im_normal_about_everything
Fandoms: The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton, The Outsiders: The Musical - Jamestown Revival & Levine/Rapp, The Outsiders (1983)
15 Dec 2025
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Johnny died around nine P.M. after the rumble ever single time and there was nothing he could do to stop it. And then Dally would die.
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Ponyboy's unknown social life by im_normal_about_everything
Fandom That was Then This is Now - S. E. Hinton, The Outsiders (1983), The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton
16 Nov 2025
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This is just gonna be my collection of Pony shocking people with who he's friends with. As of right now, it's in chronological order, but you don't need to read one fic to understand others.
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Whumptober: 2024 <33 by im_normal_about_everything
Fandom That was Then This is Now - S. E. Hinton, The Outsiders (1983), The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton, The Outsiders: The Musical - Jamestown Revival & Levine/Rapp
06 Oct 2024
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Dr Spencer Reid died 9 years ago, in a case gone wrong. He was Gideon's prodigy agent and was heading towards a fantastic career within the bureau. Instead, he ended up buried at the age of 23. Unable to come to terms with his sudden death and unfinished life, Reid still roams the halls of the FBI building, unseen and unnoticed. That is until a spiritual and already death-crossed Garcia stumbles upon him, and in her haste doesn't question the young doctor's presence. Her unmoving belief in Reid allows her not only to touch him but to open the eyes of others. The young doctor is soon dragged right back into the arms of the BAU, nursing the secret of what he is and trying to avoid questions of why Rossi, one of his colleagues, never seems to acknowledge him.
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17 Jun 2026
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Talk About It by some1_around
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Feb 2026
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“You will not be so nice when we beat you,” Ilya told Shane Hollander, holding onto his hand, not letting him pull away. Not yet.
But Hollander’s brow furrowed, not in anger but in confusion. “Ah, um, sorry,” Hollander said. “Merci. My English is bad. Worse… than you. Maybe slower?” And he leaned in, like that would help him understand.
Ilya’s eyebrows rose, and his smile widened.
Or, Ilya Rozanov grew up in Russia. Shane Hollander was raised in France. When they first meet, neither of them can speak English very well. Somehow, it’s easier to understand each other when words aren’t getting in the way.
(Stand-alone remix of “I’m Reading Your Lips (You’re Speaking My Language)” but this time neither of them are native English speakers, and learning a new language is sort of like falling in love, if you think about it.)
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- Part 3 of Competition is Better With a Friend
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And there it was, clear as day. Ilya shoving his tongue into Shane’s mouth in the reflection of a background of a fucking Hayden Pike fan video.
Shane was going to talk to the team about it that first practice after. But then management had pulled him into a meeting and from the game that night. He’d spent hours defending himself and his integrity as player, as a captain, and as a person.
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How the Montreal Metros get over themselves, and start backing their captain.
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In Good Company by FlameHazel18
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Feb 2026
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TROY:
Is there such a thing as a player walk out? Like what if we just refused to play our game on Monday?Or: The first few days after Shane and Ilya are outed, as told by group chats and social media
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Shane heard the blade coming down right by his ear. The schlick of it as it sliced through the ice, echoing in the arena, the place eerily silent in a way Shane had never witnessed before.
Then, a gasp.
Or, Shane Hollander takes a blade to the throat.