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    Anthony Crowley has avoided courtship like the devil, refusing to give into high society's idea that an Omega needs to be married by a certain age until his parents decide to remove his choice. He soon finds himself married off to a gentle, soft-spoken Alpha. Lessons and love ensue and Crowley realizes there's absolutely more to life than what he had been taught.

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    11 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    OK SO THIS WAS MY INTRO TO ABO AND WOW I LOVED TS PEAK PEAK PEAKKKKKKJHFJSDK

  2. Rec 5

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    Frank Langdon is a vampire.
    Does anyone know this?
    Absolutely not. That's his secret to keep.

    (or Frank is a vampire and his dorky ass can't keep it together)
    this is my crack fic of my favorite things being put in a blender against their will (please be nice to me this is my first fic :0 )

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    22 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    YUH YUH YUHHH

  3. Rec 70

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    "You were jealous," the Master says, holding the Doctor's gaze, unwavering and impassive. Not a question but a statement, clipped and sure.

    Heat flashes in the Doctor's cheeks again, rushing to his ears and neck. "You were causing a scene," he deflects, finding it difficult to maintain eye contact with the Master, the other's amber stare as if piercing easily through him.

    A slow, confident grin creeps up the Master's face. "I was not. I only danced."

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    Post-EoT AU. Tumbling into a broom closet isn't quite what the Doctor envisioned when he wheedled the Master into attending a ball in Victorian England, but he should've never underestimated the Master's propensity for trouble. (Or more accurately, the strength of his own jealousy.)

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    30 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    SO PEAK

  4. Rec 1

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    Summary: 2004. New York City. The Republican National Convention.

    It was always a possibility that Crowley would be arrested. He'd written the number for the National Lawyers' Guild on his arm before heading out to join the protest march, after all. But he wasn't exactly expecting to have the worst night of his life — or to find out that his lawyer is Aziraphale Fell.

    And fuck, he looks just as kissable as he did at summer camp twelve years ago. What is Crowley going to do?

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    19 Jun 2026

  5. Rec 87

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    He got halfway down the page before the phone flashed with a notification again. Another message from Crowley. It took all of three seconds for Aziraphale to fold and pick up the phone.

    Crowley: so

    Crowley: what are you wearing

    Aziraphale: What kind of question is that? You know exactly what I'm wearing.

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    In which Crowley gives Aziraphale a mobile phone, and then tries his level best to sext with him.

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    17 Jun 2026