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[podfic] The Wisdom of Cats by inkpenpaper, reena_jenkins for forzandopod
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
05 Jan 2018
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Cody felt it was a sad reflection of the amount of poodoo the 212th had dealt with over the course of the war that his first reaction to his General turning into a cat wasn’t panic, but resignation that he owed Rex another 50 credits.
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- Part 1 of this is not the fic you're looking for
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[podfic] Five People Obi-Wan Kenobi Shared Sleeping Space With (and One Person He Slept With) by inkpenpaper, reena_jenkins for forzandopod
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
05 Jan 2018
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Exactly what it says on the tin.
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- Part 2 of this is not the fic you're looking for
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[podfic] The Best Cure by inkpenpaper, reena_jenkins for forzandopod
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
05 Jan 2018
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It was the kind of milksop mission that would have normally been well below the paygrade of either the 501st and the 212th, so it was obvious Command meant it as sort-of leave.
Such a shame Obi-Wan touched something he shouldn't have.
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- Part 3 of this is not the fic you're looking for
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this is not the fic you're looking for by inkpenpaper, reena_jenkins
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
05 Jan 2018
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Shane Hollander, Pro Level Cowboy by Itsallfine
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Apr 2026
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When Rose Landry’s texts are leaked, Shane is outed not only as gay, but as an enthusiastic and talented bottom and deepthroater. He panics over being the literal embodiment of every locker room slur but gets advice for dealing with his next team practice:
It’s time to get cocky. It’s time to own it.
Or: Ilya grapples with top privilege and Shane gets to embrace bottom pride in the locker room.
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18 Apr 2026
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Best Served Hot by queerteaoop
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Mar 2026
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The camera is zooming slowly in on Shane, sitting on a bench in a locker room with his gear most of the way on, starting to lace up his skates. There’s a steaming hot coffee in a paper cup and a donut set neatly on a napkin on the bench beside him. Text appears in the space above the items and proclaims: Extra fuel, for when it’s time to cream Boston.
Dunkin’ Donuts puts Ilya in an ad campaign. Tim Hortons responds in kind. After years of on-ice rivalry, this might actually be the thing that causes the hottest point of contention.
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09 Apr 2026
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true blue by scarlettroses
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Mar 2026
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"He said it was just a stronger edible," Wyatt says. "Apparently it was supposed to be super natural, and relaxing and rejuvenating, not the weak Canadian shit, and—"
"You say a bad word, Hazy," Ilya interrupts, pointing a tiny finger at him.
"Right." Wyatt winces. "Sorry, kid."
Rejuvenating. Shane turns the word over in his mind a few times, while readjusting Ilya’s little body in his arms.
Jesus fucking Christ.
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or, with the help of some mysterious russian candy and a very loving husband, ilya rozanov heals his inner child.
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09 Apr 2026
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MLH's Queer Conspiracy by totearup
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
13 Mar 2026
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Welcome to the secure chat room.
Chatting with 10 users.
You are user AU08Rozanov: I want to coordinate a mass coming out for a bunch of MLH players. If we all come out at once, no one has to be first.
Or, after his father's funeral Ilya decides to gather all the queer hockey players for a mass coming out.
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31 Mar 2026
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Shane Hollander, Man Who Would Eat Hockey If He Could by elumish
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 Feb 2026
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[Scott Hunter]: thanks
[Shane]: I meant it.
[Scott Hunter]: I know
[Shane]: Please don’t have sex in the locker room.
[Scott Hunter]: lol
(or: four moments throughout the years, as seen through the eyes of the camera)
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- Part 1 of as seen through the eyes of the camera
Bookmarked by inkpenpaper
21 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Hollander, sounding so baffled: Do you think we’re having sex in the locker room?
Reporter: What?
Hollander, politely: Do you think we’re having sex in the locker room?
[He is silent. The reporter is silent. Everyone is silent. I am screaming.]
Reporter: No?
Hollander: I’m not sure what the concern would be, then. Hunter having sex with his boyfriend in the locker room would be unhygienic and, of course, inappropriate, but that’s…not a thing that happens there, so I don’t have any concerns. Does anyone have any hockey-related questions?