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the butts match by mickeysshitshow
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
19 Mar 2025
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Oliver raised a brow, tracing a finger down Batman's shoulder, fingering the edge of the man's cape. “You think I wouldn't recognize that ass when I see it? Come on, B, really? I know that ass. Intimately.”
OR- Oliver figures out Batman's identity because the butts match. Barry’s POV.
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- Part 4 of mik’s dcu fics
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20 Jun 2026
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Conversations overheard through the batkid com lines: by orphan_account
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
20 Sep 2025
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File name: Oracle_system_recording:_BATCOMMUNICATIONS_06/22/24_22:32PM
Playing audio...
Jason's laughter has turned into breathless, silent cries. Damian barrels on, seemingly unbothered by his state.
"-And during all this I'm trying to subtly switch back to using people's actual names; except it fucking backfired because people just assumed I was calling Richard 'Richard' because we had that special parental mentor bond, and Tim had pissed off to- whatever he was doing in the desert for six months- getting a hysterectomy or whatever the fuck happened-"
"Hysterectomy-" Jason repeats, shrill. "He lost a spleen, Dames."
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23 May 2026
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mothman is real and he wants to kill me by wesslan
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Mothman (Folklore)
27 Mar 2023
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All Tim wants is a cup of coffee, but his dear brother Dick insists on dragging him along to hunt a murderous and elusive Mothman that he claims is haunting Gotham City, specifically Crime Alley.
Tim doubts it’s really Mothman, seeing as West Virginia is very, very far away. But he gets sucked into the mystery all the same, because saying no to a determined Dick Grayson is about as easy as eating a chair with a pair of chopsticks. And besides, he's always been a sucker for a good conspiracy theory.
Alternatively: Mothman with a gun. Mothman take me by the gun? GlockMan? I think I’m losing it.
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14 May 2026
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Wayne Publishing (Or, How to Make Bruce Cry) by Lumeleo
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
05 Jan 2025
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Tim has a new project: Wayne Publishing. He drags everyone else into it.
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12 Apr 2026
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“But, if you’re my biological father, then why-” Tim stopped walking and looked up at him with such a desolate expression that Bruce’s breath caught in his chest.
Bruce swallowed, hard, past the lump in his throat. “Tim, sweetheart, I-”
Tim cut him off with the side of his clenched fist pounding on Bruce’s chest. Not angry, or combative, but the sad and desperate hit of a child in turmoil.
“Why.” Tim started again, throwing another weak hit with his fist, tears beginning to well up in his eyes and breaking Bruce’s heart with every second. “Why, if you’re my biological father, am I. So. Short!”
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Aka: The one where every Wayne kid finds out they share a biological parent with at least 1 of their siblings
Aka: I daisy chain a bunch of absurd scenarios together to make Bruce run a billion DNA tests
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24 Oct 2025