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Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and you have just sailed away on a meteor with your ecto-biological twin, five insectoid with candy corn horns (candy horns?), and a living chess piece who calls himself the Mayor.
For the next three years of your life, you will have one common goal: to waste time. Some people turn to making clothing by the fire place, telling each other horror stories. Some play pretend as their ancestors, or as government officials. Some indulge themselves entirely in terrible romantic fantasies. Some sit in fridges.
You, unfortunately, end up wasting your time emotionally crawling into a hole and staying there. ...Well, until you are forcefully pulled of it.

