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  1. Public Bookmark 73

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    Shane and Ilya are married and back from their honeymoon, so: what's next for the two greatest hockey players of their generation?

    Ilya looked over what he had achieved. Thirty-five minutes, it had taken him: truly a testament to his ingenuity, dexterity, and stealth. It was a masterpiece that deserved to be displayed in a museum—shared with the world and admired by the masses for generations to come. Unfortunately, he wasn’t willing to give up Shane to anyone or for anything, even a cause as worthy as art. He would have to make do.

    He pulled out his phone, snapped a photo, and sent it to the group chat.

    Or: Ilya learns the joy of stacking things on top of other things, and gets Chunked along the way.

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    16 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 33

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    When the Rookies make one too many jokes about Shane being “Mom”, Ilya decides that they can then at the very least give his husband presents for Mother’s Day. His plan is going well, that is until one of the rookies opens their mouth.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Luca Haas has spent his whole life chasing the NHL. When he finally makes the Ottawa Centaurs roster, he ends up living with the team’s captain (and his childhood idol) Ilya Rozanov. Luca plans to keep his head down, stay out of the way, and prove he belongs in the league.

    Unfortunately, Rozanov seems determined to make room for him anyway.

    Or: How Ilya Rozanov accidentally became a dad.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    “Sweetheart, your pretty little head is so silly. For every photocard I make of ugly hockey men, I make two of my gorgeous, radiant, pulchritudinous boyfriend. Sometimes three.”

    A smile breaks through the heated haze of Shane’s expression. “You’ve been using the thesaurus Dad got you for Christmas?”

    “I will beat Yuna Hollander at Scrabble one day,” Ilya declares against Shane’s hip bone.

    In the year between the Cottage and the Centaurs, Ilya misses Shane more than ever. Svetlana’s teenage cousin offers a coping method: Kpop-style Shane Hollander photocards to stare at all day long. It's a shame carrying around pictures of fellow hockey players is just not socially acceptable.

    …At least, not yet.
     
    (AKA: Ilya's mission to desensitize the hockey world to his Hollander fanboyisms, and the NHL players that suffer for it.)

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    13 May 2026

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    Bood: And what would this person need to get Roz to settle down?
    Roz: must be most beautiful person you have ever seen
    Roz: very funny but does not know they are funny
    Roz: and suck dick like their life depends on it

    Or: The Centaurs know that Roz is sad, and probably a little lonely. So they do their best to set him up with someone who matches his specific list of requirements. What they don't know is that their captain has already found that person.

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    12 May 2026