its_notME
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Lucifer is in town to debut his children to society - but Ozzie thinks Lucifer needs a second chance debut and a marriage of his own.
Luckily, Lucifer is a genius, so he comes up with the plan to claim he's engaged to a mysterious recluse he's never met, and as long as Alastor stays out of the city, what could go wrong?
Series
- Part 1 of The Perfect Fake
-
Just Kiss Already by X_Gon_Give_It
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
14 Jun 2025
Summary
Extermination Day is over and things couldn't be better! The hotel is rebuilt, bigger and better than ever, it's been proven that redemption is possible, and for the first time in months, sinners are flocking to the Hazbin Hotel doors.
But not everyone is doing well. Following his battle with Adam, Alastor finds himself infected with holy power that not only causes him immense amounts of pain, but prevents him from using his demonic abilities. Both injured and unable to fully protect himself, he scrambles to keep his enemies off his back as he searches for a way out of his predicament.
Lucifer, on the other hand, is rekindling his relationship with Charlie. He's doing his best, but years of disconnect leave him fumbling as he gets to know his daughter and strives to prove that he believes in her dream. However, having isolated himself for a millennia, it puts him in a precarious situation as he's thrust back into Hell's politics and all the complexities that come with it.
In a mutually beneficial agreement, Lucifer and Alastor pretend to be in a relationship in a slapstick attempt to solve both of their problems.
And who knows what chaos will come about as their feelings take root...
- Words:
- 68,526
- Works:
- 5
- Bookmarks:
- 1,630
-
Tags
Summary
"We should act like we're dating!" Lucifer blurts out, wincing as his ears register how unintentionally loud he was.
Alastor regards him silently for a moment and Lucifer does his best not to squirm under the scrutiny. He fails almost immediately. He feels his face start to heat up and rushes to explain himself.
"Think about it. It will drive Vox crazy! Us sitting a little too close together on the couch, stuff that the others won't even notice..." Lucifer trails off into an awkward laugh, because Alastor isn't saying anything. If fact, he doesn't even seem to be breathing.
--------------------------------------
Vox will be at the hotel for a week to get some "promotional material" and Lucifer wants the television demon to be as miserable as possible without Charlie realizing what he is doing. Luckily he has the best idea! -
Tags
Summary
When Will left for New York, Mike stayed in Hawkins for El. One year later, he finds himself trapped in a joyless relationship, still a virgin and inexperienced in every aspect of his life.
When the Party reunites for a summer camping trip, Will returns more confident than ever. And as old friendships rekindle around campfires, Mike finds himself crawling toward the one person he has always wanted.
Or the summer Mike Wheeler cheats on his girlfriend with her brother and finally understands why nothing with Eleven ever felt right.
-
Tags
Summary
Dark Overlord Husk AU:
Valentino wants something from Husk.
Husk wants Angel's contract.
And Angel just wants the monotony to end.
But is flying from one gilded cage to another really the best course towards freedom?