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“And, like – farming, right? How hard can it be? Take a seed, put it in some dirt, sprinkle some water and wait. Boom. Food. Done. And I’ve driven a tractor practically every weekend this year, it’s not that hard.”
Gemma pauses the video. She un-shares her screen. Her smiling face pops back up in the centre of Max’s monitor, gaze distinctly pointed.
Wait.
“That’s it?” Max hisses, incredulous. “Seriously? I’m getting cancelled over a joke about fucking farming?”
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Max has had PR disasters before. This time, though, he’s made the mistake of pissing off some random British farmer with a loyal YouTube fanbase and a penchant for passive-aggressive callouts via X. And George Russell isn’t the type who’s easily appeased.
(Or: Max learns to drive a tractor, harvest wheat, and fall in love.)
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- Part 1 of reap what you sow
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01 Jun 2026
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"You know how you like girls, Mike? Like how you felt about Star, or Jessie, or Alice?"
Michael nods. He keeps his hand on Sam's shoulder but his grip gets firmer. It's less tense and more reassuring, a small gesture to show Sam that he's present and listening.
"Well I don't think I feel that way. About girls in general, I mean; Not like about Star or Alice. I think I like boys, Mike. In a gay way. I think I might be gay."
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31 May 2026
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He had been in fact wondering when someone would move in, curious to see with who he would share a wall now.
The door gets open and Oscar is pretty sure his heart actually stops beating for a second when he sees the boy standing there.
“Can I help you, mate?”
Blinking to regain focus Oscar tries to remember why he came here. “Um… I’m Oscar”or
The one where Oscar is completely normal about Lando, his new neighbor.
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12 Mar 2026
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16 Dec 2025
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And there’s a pattern to his exhales that Johnny knows well enough to read as: I don’t deserve you. I don’t deserve to say it too.
But he lets Simon hold him like that, his face pressed against the side of his temple, breathing in the scent of his hair, arms cradling and tightening simultaneously, as if Johnny is both the most precious and most dangerous thing in the living room.Fools in love, family, and finding a way... The complimentary bonus epilogue of 'all that's said in the low light'
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- Part 2 of silver and gold
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16 Dec 2025