jootaroo



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 33

    Tags
    Summary

    A curse sends Maxwell 20 years back in time. When he opens his eyes he sees someone with a shitty blond dye-job, deep eyebags and a penchant for being insufferable and pretentious. He knows very well who this is, the intolerable CM Punk, so he does what any other normal guy does and offers to give him life-changing head. Things do not go the way he intended.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,873
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    177
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    2,624

    05 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Max is stuck in a time loop! Came for the piss, stayed for the beautifully written Max introspection. The nail polish scene is legendary.

  2. Public Bookmark 10

    Tags
    Summary

    MJF loses his title to Darby Allin in under two minutes. Then he gets stuck in the Winner’s Room with him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,325
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    539

    26 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 4

    Tags
    Summary

    Only one thing mattered in this moment: that Majima was his, his, and only his. If he was going to make sport of burrowing beneath his skin and festering there like a malignant virus, he would understand the consequences of his actions were a two-way street.

    Scenes of life from within the Infinite Wealth fishing shack.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,658
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    353

    25 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    SAEJIMA ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION FIC CAN I GET A HELL YEAHHHH

    also something something it’s beautifully written that too

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Finish it out,” he grits between clenched teeth. “Go on. Ask it.”

    Nolan shifts in his seat. “Are or are you not attracted, at the very least, to Wilson?”

    House knocks his forehead against his cane. “I don’t know. Maybe.”

    [In which Nolan pulls at the Wilson thread, and House can't stop it all from unraveling. Repression is a hell of a drug.]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,065
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    671
    Kudos:
    14,347
    Bookmarks:
    3,266
    Hits:
    165,396

    02 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The one where House and Wilson get a cat

  5. Public Bookmark 34

    Tags
    Summary

    “So…” Kiryu lowered his fists. “I guess no fight today?”
    “Nah. Can’t hurt the kid, ya know?” Majima shrugged, as if whatever he said was the most expected follow-up ever.
    “Kid?”
    “Sorry, Kiryu-chan,” he snorted and twisted his face into a faux desolation, pretty dissonant with his resident maniacal gremlin grin. “We ain’t fightin’ for a good while. Ya not the only one becomin’ a parent nowadays.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    57,857
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    116
    Kudos:
    210
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    6,263

    16 Nov 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Majima’s pregnantttttttttt and is being so brave about it