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    Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? (you should be) by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    24 Jul 2026

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    “No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
    Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
    “That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
    Harry didn't like the sound of that.
    “But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
    “Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.

    Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.

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    25 Jul 2026

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    The Colours of the World by

    Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    03 Jan 2026

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    When Roy Mustang went to retrieve his eyesight from Truth, he wasn’t expecting to end up doing a job in exchange. It couldn’t even be an easy job, of course, because Edward’s assessment of Truth was a pretty accurate one.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    blade of silver, forge of blue by

    Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender  

    16 May 2026

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    “Blessed Spirit, we thank you for the gift of this child’s life. We are forever in your debt.” The whole village is kneeling now, even the tiniest toddlers flopped down on their stomachs doing their best approximation of a bow. “Please, won’t you give us a name to call you? We would like to properly express our gratitude.”

    Oh.

    Well shit.

    (Where Zuko saves a little Earth Kingdom girl from drowning, the villagers think he's a Spirit, build him a shrine, and long story short, a fake story about the Blue Spirit who dances with dragons suddenly becomes very real.)

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    20 Jul 2026

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    snipers solve 99% of all problems by

    Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    22 Feb 2025

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    Ed had thought, after the whole Promised Day, homunculus, entire country harvested for alchemical batteries thing, the batshit quotient of his life would have settled down some. He really ought to have topped out the meter with that one. But no. The bullshit is just getting started.

    “Are you fucking kidding me,” Ed demands. “The wizards?”

     

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    19 Jul 2026

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    When Family Calls by

    Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), Batman - All Media Types  

    31 Oct 2024

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    Agent Ruiz gets the FBI to monitor Neal's calls.
    Now every time his phone rings Jason!Neal has to put it on speaker.
    The FBI gets their first glimpse of the chaos that is the BatFamily.

    Caller ID: ‘Barbie’.
    “Bryce told me to remind you that next week is family dinner.”
    Jason almost rolled his eyes. “Oh, darn. It’s outside my radius. Shame. You have fun though.”
    “Oh, please. You’re playing nice with the feds, so you don’t have to go to family dinner, and you think I’m above slashing my own tires to avoid it?”
    “I was under the impression you considered yourself part of the family.”
    “I am, but I’m hoping the emancipation papers go through smoothly. Cassie says hi, by the way.”
    “Tell her hi back.”

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    17 Jul 2026