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At the 2021 All-Star Games in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Ilya comes to Scott with a proposition.
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Are You Bi, or Do You Just Wanna Try Shane Hollander on for Size? by heauregard
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
27 Feb 2026
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“But how did you know you liked guys? Like did you think about fucking them or were you just wondering and decided to try it out?”
“Why do you ask me this?”
His brick wall shaped - and minded - friend shrugs, turning his head to look out the window to his right while he speaks noncommittally.
“Just, eh, whatever. It’s nothing.”
“You are thinking overall? Or you have a crush do you think?”
“Not a crush, fuck I don’t - I don’t know. Forget it.”
“You make me tell you about my feelings, you can do too. Go.”
Cliff sighs and dares not to meet Ilya’s eyes.
“The other day, when you and Hollander were talking shit to each other. I don’t know. It was sweet. I’ve never seen Hollander act like that with anyone.”
Ilya waits for him to continue, cogs turning and creaking in his brain as more silence passes by them. He snaps his head towards Cliff, who looks away. It’s almost endearing to see his boisterous friend shy like this - it would be, if it weren’t over his Shane.
“You…you want to fuck Hollander?”
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- Part 9 of HR Porn (with a little plot)
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15 Jun 2026
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"Good evening, everyone. Joining us in the booth tonight is former Centaurs captain Ilya Rozanov."
"And there's Shane Hollander with the puck," Ilya greeted warmly. "Talented and beautiful man with incredible thighs. Married, unfortunately for the rest of you."
The broadcast camera zoomed in on Shane's face.
"That's my husband," Ilya added, just in case anyone had forgotten.
The Ottawa Centaurs are playing Montreal in the most anticipated matchup of the season. Unfortunately for everyone involved, retired Centaurs legend Ilya Rozanov has been invited to guest commentate.
Featuring: biased commentary, Montreal slander, and aggressive husband hyping.
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- Part 5 of This Is Why We Have Media Training
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gonna make this place your home by writinginasnowglobe
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Apr 2026
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Harris: the sheer number of heart attacks ilya gives me on a daily basis and here you are adding to it
Cassie: omg harris perfect segue
Cassie: GUESS WHO JUST GOT THE NUMBER OF OUR NEWEST WAG!!!!!!
Cassie added Jane to the conversation.Or, five times Shane Hollander exposes that he's a little freaky in the Ottawa WAGs chat, and the one time it's not him.
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- Part 3 of home is wherever i'm with you
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oh my god you should see your faces by writinginasnowglobe
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Apr 2026
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A few months after the FanMail incident, Yuna Hollander decides to do what she does best. With the added benefit of having another son to lovingly manage, of course. The internet, unsurprisingly, loses its shit.
Or, Shane and Ilya go on the press run to end all press runs, courtesy of Yuna Hollander.
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- Part 1 of stay with me, in our comfort crowd
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