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The Last Will and Testament of Cazador Szarr by AbigailMoment
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
16 Feb 2026
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"First," said Gale. "Do not kill any thinking creatures in Waterdeep unless you must to protect yourself or you have my express permission."
As Gale spoke, he could feel the weight of his words sinking into the person sitting across from him. It was like casting a spell, but took no effort. Astarion had been staring hollowly into his goblet of blood, but at this he made a faintly interested noise. As if the rule were novel and he was considering the shape of it.
"Second, you will obey me in all things," said Gale. There didn't feel like there was any honest way of softening that. Astarion didn't make any sound at all.
"Third, do not leave the tower without permission." Astarion made another speculative noise, considering this one too. But then his shoulders hunched and his eyes skittered down, as if he didn't want to look at what was about to happen.
"Fourth," Gale said, and paused. He started with some context: "There is a tressym upstairs."
Astarion's head twitched. He looked up at Gale, blinking, startled. He had the air of someone who had been bracing for a blow and instead had just been handed a balloon animal.
"A what?" he asked.
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- Part 1 of Will & Testament
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24 Jan 2025
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When Astarion regrets his ascension, Gale thinks it's because he's a good person who can still redeem himself. Astarion has his own theory: that Gale really is an asshole.
They struggle to prove each other wrong.
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Bookmarked by kitnohoper
20 Jan 2025
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Initially just an epilogue for my own game campaign with my big meaty dark urge drow, turned whole story which I accidentally deleted and am now reuploading, my bad LOL
Hope you enjoy!
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14 Jan 2025
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Araj Oblodra's Plasma Donation Center by patheticfangirl
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
21 Apr 2025
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More than 500 years ago, Astarion usurped Cazador’s ritual and became the vampire ascendant. Now he’s broke and waiting in line at Araj Oblodra’s Plasma Donation Center.
This is when Gale decides to check in on his old friend.
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- Part 1 of Soap
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18 Dec 2024
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our lady of the underground by Reythemandalor
Fandoms: Dune - All Media Types, Dune (2021)
28 Aug 2025
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They say I snatched you from the world above /
bound you with pomegranates, cast a spellIn this path, the Bene Gesserit plan proceeds as intended, and Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen is granted his Atreides bride.
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- Part 2 of my love, are you the devil?
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Bookmarked by kitnohoper
11 Jun 2024