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    And then Santos says — because of course she does, of course they would, of course it’s her fault — “And Langdon would be awful in bed, of course.” Mel blinks.

    She somehow hadn’t expected them to get to Langdon, although she acknowledges it’s quite ridiculous of her to not have seen it coming considering the list of male coworkers they were rapidly striking. It’s just — well, Langdon isn’t exactly just a coworker to her, but also a friend. Someone she sends medical memes to and facetimes and watches bad movies on her couch to decompress, someone who pays for her coffee when she’s not looking and talks her down from the egde of a spiral and has met Becca. He’s — He’s Frank to her, and it’s weird to— talk about him that way. Extremely inappropriate, beyond what HR demands.

    Still, Mel thinks she should defend his honor, and notes, “I think you might be letting your biases influence your judgment.”

    or mel can't stop thinking about how frank's like in bed, and decides she should really just ask him

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    19 Apr 2026

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    Chuck buys Henry his first bowtie and a three-piece purple suit to match.

    Dan buys Henry his first baseball glove and comes over every Friday afternoon to play catch.

    Blair watches them play together and keeps thinking back to when she'd asked Dan if he didn't think it would matter that her baby was another man's child so many years ago.

    She remembers how, in that much too earnest way of his, he'd said, "It wouldn't to me."

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    27 Jan 2025

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    i love domesticity.

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    Blair Waldorf doesn’t like being reminded of Dan Humphrey. But that gap-toothed, curly haired man certainly had a knack for being completely unavoidable.

    Firstly, the man was her best friend’s husband.

    Secondly, he was a journalist, so she was bombarded by constant reminders of him.

    That insufferable social climber was everywhere. She couldn’t even check her phone without scrolling past his selfies with Nate Archibald on her Instagram feed. Talk about the ghost of boyfriends past, haunting her ad infinitum.

    In other words, Blair Waldorf doesn’t like being reminded of Dan Humphrey, because it's like being reminded of a life she could have had with him.

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    29 Sep 2024

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    This is canon for me byeeeeee

  4. Public Bookmark 78

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    It was supposed to be a normal bus ride home but now he's giving random strangers handjobs.

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    16 Sep 2021

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    I love this and I hate myself for loving this

  5. Public Bookmark 86

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    It's rush hour on a packed train and Seokjin feels someone touching him.

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    10 Sep 2021