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Protagonist Rehabilitation Programme by cinnamonsnaps
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Apr 2023
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(oh my god they were roommates)
"Thank you, valued user, for accepting the Protagonist Rehabilitation Programme. Your task: Ensure the protagonist's happiness."
Shen Yuan is convinced that his favouri... least favourite novel's main protagonist isn't really happy. He has babes, money and power, but does he have any friends?
Cue the system handily dropping Demon King Luo Binghe into his bedroom. Can Shen Yuan make him happy before the timer runs out?(90% light-hearted comedy, 10% existential horror and fear because this is the OG PIDW Binghe we're talking about)
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Boy Trouble, We've Got Double by saltyfeathers
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Mar 2021
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Lan Zhan stands there in his immaculate, cloud-patterned Lan robes, watching him calmly, one fist tucked up against his back. “I am betrothed.”
Wei Wuxian blinks. “Are you…” He tries to laugh. Again, it sounds inhuman. “Is this about last night? Are you mad at me? I only remember some of it, Lan Zhan. I’m sorry if I made you uncomfortable. I’m sure whatever I did I was just—” He gestures uselessly. He remembers being warm in Lan Zhan’s lap. He remembers fitting snugly in Lan Zhan’s lap. Wrapping his arms around Lan Zhan’s neck. Nosing at his jaw. “…playing around.”
“This has nothing to do with you, Wei Wuxian.”
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02 Jul 2021
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I am the Wild by Pip (Moirail)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Jun 2021
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All Binghes love all Shen Yuans.
Logistically speaking, there are very few things that Luo Binghe wants that he doesn’t get. He acknowledges that in a lot of ways, it feels a little bit like fate is trying to make up for dealing him a bad hand in his young adulthood by throwing increasingly beautiful women at him, generally in compromising positions, often with their clothes strategically torn.
It’s not that he’s ungrateful for whichever god is looking out for him. He does wish they’d started looking a touch earlier, perhaps, but he’s aware that he’s fortunate now.
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- Part 1 of the hand of the god-child
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27 Jun 2021
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Wei Ying goes home for the holidays.
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27 Jun 2021
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I'd Rather Spend My Whole Life Asleep (With You) by kuku88
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
16 Jun 2024
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“You silly child. This master is already used to your clinginess and indulges you to this degree. You don’t need to be so rough.”
Luo Binghe swallowed. “Shizun…” He reached out, but when Shen Qingqiu flinched slightly, he lowered his hands. “This disciple is…sorry.” He was still having difficulty speaking. “Did I hurt Shizun?”
“No, it’s fine.” Shen Qingqiu sighed, the tenseness leaving his own shoulders as he let Luo Binghe take his wrist, where red marks were visible. “I just didn’t expect you to grab so tightly.”
As he massaged the other’s skin, his eyes trailed over his shizun’s body. He still remembered many, many years ago, ripping this same arm off this same body, with that same face set in a grimace of pain but also holding an arrogant glare filled with nothing but resentment. Luo Binghe himself had felt nothing but disgust and equal resentment in turn.
Once again, he was suddenly finding it hard to breathe.
A story where Bing-ge starts visiting Shen Qingqiu’s dreams pretending to be Bing-mei, as he wants to seek that same comfort he experienced briefly in the extras.
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27 Jun 2021