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    “As you may know,” Muriel started, “as a human police officer, I can unobtrusively monitor your marriage without raising suspicion.”

    Yes. What? Aziraphale stared. “Marriage?”

    “On whether it’s being,” Muriel hesitated, eyes cast up as they searched for the right word, “consummated properly.”

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    Or, after the Antichrist cancels Armageddon, Heaven and Hell come up with a peace treaty. Traditionally, treaties involve a marriage between representatives of each side. It goes about as well as you might expect.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    “How dare you!” Aziraphale shouts.

    “It’s not personal!” the demon shouts back, peeking around the edge of the bookshelf. Aziraphale flings a blessing at him, but he jerks back before it can land. “I was assigned to you.”

    “I’ll smite you back to Hell, you—you—snake!”

    “Funny you should say that,” the demon mutters, before lifting his voice again. “Or how about we carry on what we’re doing and not attract the attention from Downstairs, yeah? Or Upstairs, for that matter.”
     

    Or: Aziraphale has been assigned to secure The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch. He really shouldn’t have been surprised to learn that Hell had an agent of their own assigned to him.

    Luckily for him, Crowley is a dreadful spy.

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    14 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    As the newly appointed Supreme Archangel, Aziraphale shows Crowley just how bossy he can be.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Crowley waved his hand. “I’m not talking about something ordinary, like a miracle or a temptation.” He said. “I need you to be certain about this Angel, before I–” Crowley cut himself off. There was no need to get into specifics now. “Just…humor me. You want this? You really want me to show you this?”

    “Yes.” Aziraphale said. He had a stubborn set to his jaw that Crowley had come to intimately recognize. “Yes, I think…Yes.”

    Crowley experienced an odd sensation, like the planet was momentarily tilting sideways while he remained stationary. Or maybe he was the one tilting? It reminded him briefly of the feeling of watching a galaxy being born.

    Crowley gives Aziraphale an important lesson on what it means to be human.

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    17 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    Crowley spills wine on one of Aziraphale's favorite books, and instead of owning up to it, he hides it. Crowley finds he really likes where he ends up each time a book is hidden from the angel.

    gay smut by a lesbian, im not sorry.

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    13 May 2026