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    Steve hears that line all the time and goes in anyway. Don’t you Steve?

    Eddie smirks as he lets them into the van, still bickering. Fuck, what a day. What a week. And now his brain is on a loop, sleep deprived and laser focused on whether the rumour mill is true or false. On whether or not Steve really is hung like a horse.

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    spurred on by robin's quip at the wsqk, eddie fucks around (and finds out)

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    28 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    THE BOY WHO CAME BACK TO LIFE. It sounds like something from a pulp tabloid on a grocery rack — not the typical sort of thing the bureau would send someone into the cornfields to investigate.

    Steve looks at Munson sharply. “Do you have a theory?”

    “I have plenty of theories. The biggest mystery to me is why it’s bureau policy to label these cases as ‘unexplained phenomena’ and then ignore them.” Munson leans closer into Steve’s orbit, hair tumbling in front of his eyes as a slow grin overtakes his face. He drops his voice to a low, eerie rumble. “Tell me, Agent Harrington, do you believe in the existence of extraterrestrials?”

    (Or: It's an X-files AU.)

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    01 Dec 2025

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    “Those the same hands we let you operate in the ER with, Whittaker?”

    Frank’s voice cuts through the din, not exactly booming but stern and authoritative. The group clams up as Frank deposits the two cocktails for Samira and Trinity on the table, out of the way of the beer spillage.

    “I asked you a question.”

    “I - uh - it was —“

    “You need to watch what you’re doing. Someone could have gotten seriously hurt.” His tone is dripping in hostility and poor Whittaker wilts under the scorn. Santos’ mouth twists unpleasantly and she takes a deep breath like she’s revving up to go toe to toe with Frank. “I mean, seriously, what were you thinking —“

    “Frank,” Mel interjects, if only to stop the shouting match that is about to erupt.

    Frank turns to her, the tension leaving his face all at once. He studies her in that clinical way of his, scanning her body from head to toe, making his own mental diagnosis of what’s wrong and how to fix it. “Let’s get you cleaned up, yeah?”

    Or, Frank is an asshole to everyone. Except when it comes to Mel. And Mel likes that.

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    29 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    "You got a death wish?" Joel growled, crowding Eddie against the wall.

    Eddie's grin was lopsided from the swelling along his jaw. "Missed you too, old man."

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    Twenty years after the end of the world, Joel Miller has mastered the art of survival. Eddie Munson, who has never known anything beyond the end of the world, is not quite so adept. But that's not Joel's problem... right?

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    26 Sep 2025

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    Steve and Eddie meet once a month to ease Steve's heat pains. As long as Eddie wears his muzzle, they're in no danger of breaking a mating gland.

    Right?

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    19 Aug 2025