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    Hayden Pike thought he knew everything about his best friend. He knew Shane Hollander’s coffee order, his blood type, and his superstitious need for a "lucky" hat. But he didn't know about the secret domestic life Shane was hiding behind the sliding glass door of his Lanaudière cottage. When Hayden arrives unannounced, he expects "guy time" and a fun weekend with Shane. Instead, he witnesses a soft, private domesticity between Shane and the one man Hayden thought they both hated most: Ilya Rozanov. Forced to reconcile the "World’s Biggest Asshole" with the man who expertly calms Shane through a devastating panic attack, Hayden realizes that if he wants to stay in Shane’s life, he’ll have to learn to play a new part.

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    David Hollander arrives in Montreal with homemade soup, expecting to take care of his son Shane, who’s down with the flu after missing the biggest NHL game of the season.
    What he does not expect is finding Shane cuddled in the lap of his greatest hockey rival: Boston Bears captain Ilya Rozanov.
    Apparently the NHL’s most legendary rivalry has secretly been a relationship for over a decade.
    Now David must process three shocking truths:
     his son is gay,
     Ilya Rozanov is basically a housewife with pharmacy bags,
     and every on-ice fight was apparently foreplay.

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    In sixth year, Sirius Black had two major realizations.

    First and foremost, Sirius was utterly, irrevocably and in an almost excruciatingly embarrassing way head over heels for his best friend.

    Secondly, his best friend was kind of a slut.

     

    Aka the one where everyone is in love with Remus and Sirius is sexually frustated.

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    After everything, Aziraphale and Crowley, by unspoken agreement, begin sharing their lives.
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    Why? Aziraphale wanted to ask him, why millennia of the way things were, and now this?

    But while Crowley seemed to have little issue upending every unspoken rule they’d ever written for themselves, Aziraphale was not so flexible, and they had spent thousands of years never quite addressing whatever it was this had stemmed from. Words, Aziraphale had always felt, were for bickering about where to eat for lunch, or hashing out ontological debates, or other trivial nonsense; there was no need to trifle with the imprecision of language, with phrasing and the possibility of being misconstrued, when it came to important matters if the other person simply understood, without needing it said. Six thousand years ago, when Aziraphale had met Crowley on the wall of Eden, watching the first two humans set out to begin the rest of history, something deep within him, more central even than his Grace, had thought, oh, it’s you, and that had been enough for him--for both of them, he assumed--for three millennia.

    However much he wanted to ask, he didn’t know how. The words simply weren’t there.

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    23 May 2026