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    A coffee shop AU but the coffee is snakes.

    Or: In which Harry lives in the snake-infested equivalent of a TARDIS and pseudo-adopts an incredibly confused but still relentlessly ambitious Tom Riddle.

    Tom thought he was hallucinating, to begin with. Suddenly, between the dilapidated Potions store and the magical equipment repair store, there was a dizzyingly green overgrowth of plants and vines and venomous flowers that only parted to show a door when one stood directly opposite it. The greenery practically burst out of the walls and even between the cobbles of the cobblestone path outside, as though it was carnivorous, insatiable, uncontainable.

    He initially presumed that it might be some kind of exotic plant shop, but then he heard the whispers from within, and noticed that, if he squinted, the twisting, writhing vines above the door seemed to spell out a single word: Serpensortia.

    Tom was inside the door before he knew it.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    A collection of stories based on Voldemort as a father figure. Some innocent, some not-so-innocent, some kinky, some sweet.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    When a Voldemort in his thirties encounters a time-travelling, seventeen-year-old Harry Potter, he makes a dangerous—and hilarious—assumption. He assumes that Harry is his son. And his son, of course, deserves the very best.

    A confused Harry plays along for the sake of self-preservation, but living with his “father” is proving to be intolerable in more ways than one.

    “You are mine,” Voldemort said gently, and smiled when Harry flinched. So the boy did know Voldemort, after all. He knew Voldemort was to be feared. “I will look after you, my own.”

    “I don’t belong to you,” Harry spat, despite his fear. Oh, what a delight he was! He was no cowering, simpering sycophant, like Voldemort’s other followers; no, this child had a spine of steel. Not many could stand before Voldemort without quailing.

    “You are my son,” Voldemort declared. “Of course you belong to me. Your every cell, your every fibre, your every heartbeat. You are mine in flesh and blood and soul. You are mine in magic. And you will not deny me.”

    Now with Chinese, Korean, Russian and Portugese translations, and featuring art by Mona and Hypnodisc!

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    05 Jun 2026

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    delightfully unhinged, yet cozy

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    Harry is a good guy, but some lines are never meant to be crossed, and Nick Fury has taken one step too far.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Slade Wilson was not expecting his assignment to go so terribly wrong. A trafficking ring was supposed to be a piece of cake to disassemble. The idiots working here shouldn't be smart enough to capture him.

    He also wasn't expecting Drake to jump down from the rafters to save him.

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    14 Jun 2026

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