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better than your best by Goldmonger
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
15 May 2026
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“Rocky, I’m here, okay? Come back to me, pal, please.”
Of course I will, I think, drawn to that voice, that strange, wobbling voice, which I care about without knowing exactly why, and I should – it makes me angry, not knowing – I should know –
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14 Jun 2026
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The Scientific Method by Quarfield
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jun 2026
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Spraying chlorine gas into your best friend's cloaca. Just another freaking Friday night.
46 years really does a number on a guy. Grace is about to find out how, whether he likes it or not.
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- Part 1 of Sol's PHM fics (NSFW)
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- English
- Words:
- 17,025
- Chapters:
- 5/6
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- 736
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09 Jun 2026
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I'm just about a moonlight mile on down the road by Moonshine_Dan, Synthyk (Moonshine_Dan)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
21 Jun 2026
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You are profoundly alone. You have been for a while. Suddenly, you aren't anymore, and you are struggling to be normal about it. Pooling strengths and weaknesses with the strange creature on its explosive-atmosphere ship might just be the only way to save both of your stars, but it might also lead to more than just strictly scientific discoveries, and neither of you are sure how to feel about that.
OR: The universe's most unlikely meet-cute.
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- English
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- 26,965
- Chapters:
- 4/?
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- 532
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06 Jun 2026
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Earth's #1 Xenobiologist (Rocky wears the strap) by beakus-freakus (Trixree)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 Jun 2026
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If this record is a confession, let it be a complete one: the human-thinking-machine Rocky was gifted has everything on it. With the aid of the device Rocky had made back aboard the Mary that translates light on Grace’s human-visual displays to texture on Rocky’s Eridian-sonar display, accessing all of humanity’s combined wisdom is as easy as making a database query.
Rocky consumes approximately 1,600 Earth-hours of human pornography before the ship’s engines cease to function, leaving it dead and stranded in space. Again.
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- English
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- 20,054
- Chapters:
- 5/8
- Comments:
- 768
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- 3,345
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02 Jun 2026
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“Sorry,” Spoke whispers. “Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry Mapicc, I’m so sorry.”
“You’re getting blood on me,” says Mapicc, and then: “Don’t fucking touch me.”
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There are five stages to decomposition. Spoke knows them well.
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18 May 2026
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eyes up, soldier, look at the mess you've become by ronzcaby
Fandoms: A ReGect - Zabooboo3 (Web Series)
09 Mar 2026
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you've grown weak. you've grown fragile. what a disappointment.
when are you going to act like the man you see in the mirror?...or are you just giving up on trying?
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23 Apr 2026
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Micha takes a tumble , and of course Regect is there to dust his friend off . . .
. . . Ze has been falling behind on caring for his wings , and finds out that Regect is surprisingly good with them !Bookmarked by lead_pipe
23 Apr 2026
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Inverted Colors by beesinabasket
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
27 Dec 2025
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“Um, how are you feeling? I tried to treat you as best I could, but I’m not a doctor, obviously. Ha, ha,” there’s an awkward pause. Avery hates awkward pauses. “Oh uh- my name is-”
“Avery,” the knight interrupts.
Avery blinks at him. “You, uh, you know my name? Sorry, do we know each other?” Avery hadn’t recognized him.
The knight shifts. “...Do we- I don’t…” He takes a moment to continue, “...I know you.”
That’s not ominous at all. Avery feels a little caught off guard, here. “Right… I don’t recognize your armor. What’s your name?”
The knight takes a beat to respond. “I don’t… I can’t remember what it is.”
Avery raises an eyebrow - well, the slime above his left eye. “You remember my name, but not your own?”
“...Yes.”
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After the information overloads his brain, D3rlord3 can’t remember anything. Except for Avery.
Avery just wanted to get away from the city server for a bit. He finds a guy passed out in a mine he didn’t make.
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- Part 1 of The In-Verse
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04 Apr 2026
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stars in absence of the darkness by bluebeholder
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
31 Mar 2026
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Derek wakes up in a hospital, having survived his merge with the King in Yellow, and in spite of the brain damage he feels pretty good.
Avery is waiting to meet him.
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- Part 1 of saving a world that doesn't exist
- Language:
- English
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- 2,531
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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03 Apr 2026
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“I’m not a hero. Or a good person,” Katsuki says, giving Aizawa a pointed look, “So leave me alone. I don’t care about the League or UA, or you—” The two years he’s been away have been fine, more than fine, fucking fantastic actually if you ignore the bi-monthly near-death experiences. He doesn’t need this place. He doesn’t miss this place.
And yet, longing, a childish desire to tear up, or maybe blow something to bits, they all twist in his chest like a band of traitors regardless. “—I just want to go home.”
Or: the one where Katsuki and Izuku fail the first term exam, Aizawa discovers their pasts, and Katsuki is booted from UA. Featuring questionable descriptions of villain organizations, a slightly illegal moving shop, and your favorite emotionally constipated badass in distress with a newly discovered penchant for collecting strays.
We have fanart o(╥﹏╥)o spoilers for ch17 and another one
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- Part 1 of Slope Universe
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 299,805
- Chapters:
- 37/40
- Collections:
- 30
- Comments:
- 3,426
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- 8,236
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- 323,206
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21 Mar 2026
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In which Eri ends up on the opposite side of things in the middle of three rival organizations, Hawks begins to realize that the villains he's been monitoring are more complex than he thought and that he just might have to address what happened in his past, Dabi discovers he still has a heart, Twice learns to drive and Shigaraki is not thrilled by attempts to rename the LOV.
LOV adopts Eri AU, because why not.
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- English
- Words:
- 584,621
- Chapters:
- 82/?
- Comments:
- 1,056
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- 2,690
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- 372
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- 101,825
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14 Mar 2026
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Damian Wayne's Complete and Absolute Guide to Starting Over by Anonymous
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
18 Aug 2025
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To save the world from utter destruction, a person's memory was required. Not their memories, but everyone else's memories of them. They would be fundamentally erased from existence. Like they were never even there at all.
The moment Superman told them that, his face sunken and his eyes hollow, Damian knew it had to be him.
Or:
Damian Wayne is forgotten by the entire world. "Starting over" is more painful then he imagined.
[A guide with a... questionable success rate]
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- Part 1 of Damian Wayne Fanfics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 145,308
- Chapters:
- 34/34
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 4,213
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- 9,146
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06 Dec 2025
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But what was most concerning was that more than half of the drawings were of Draco Malfoy.
Malfoy, asleep on Parkinson’s shoulder on a couch in the Eighth-Year common room. Malfoy, mid-conversation with Zabini at the Slytherin table in the Great Hall. Malfoy, soaring through the air in the middle of a quidditch match. Malfoy, seemingly being told off by Madam Rosmerta at the Three Broomsticks. Malfoy, working alone at a desk in the library. Malfoy, half asleep in History of Magic. Malfoy, reading in his bed in this very dorm room. Malfoy, Malfoy, Malfoy.
Bewildered, Harry said lowly, “What is all this?”Or, Harry finds that someone has been obsessively drawing pictures of Malfoy and he has no clue who it could be. Or does he?
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- Part 1 of The Lightning System
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27 Oct 2025
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The Guardian Oath was more than a promise to protect children.
It was a marriage oath.
The marriage may have been strained lately, with none the wiser for it, but the past weekend and a new husband were just the thing to bring all the problems to light.
Too bad said 'new husband' has no idea he just got married.
Now, with spiritual politics, threats to the children, and an oblivious husband to woo, the Guardians have their hands full like never before.
"Happily Ever After" wasn't supposed to be this hard.
(Or, the one where the Guardians are married and everyone forgot to tell Jack.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 162,072
- Chapters:
- 60/60
- Collections:
- 1
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- 1,685
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21 Sep 2025
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Jack has been around for a long time, and seen plenty of wars. Some are searing, full of blood and violence. Others are cold, quiet rivalries, like the one he wages with Bunnymund.
"It's Easter Sunday, 1968, and in his anger, Jack forgets not to make blizzards."
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19 Sep 2025
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The Threads of our Pasts, The Weave of our Futures by Tiz
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
30 Jan 2025
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In the aftermath of Sinsmas, Blitzø, Stolas, Octavia and the rest of the gang need to deal with their past and present to try to create a future together.
Features, among Other Things:
- Via dealing with the reality of her mother's abuse of her dad and what happens when he isn't around to soften the blows
- Stolas coming to term with the reality of The Arrangement
- Blitzø being a self sacrificing idiot
- Loona being great and also Done with This Shit---
The story deals with dark themes, and while I promise a happy ending, it is a rough ride. Reader, be aware!- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 103,433
- Chapters:
- 34/34
- Comments:
- 1,224
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- 892
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- 180
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- 28,107
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06 Aug 2025
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Bedtime Rituals to Try out Before the Next Angelic War by Budinca
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Apr 2024
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He hadn’t even managed to put on shoes when Charlie’s loud, desolated groan at the other end of the hotel had made him rush out of his room, and his slippers and the hems of his pyjama bottoms were slowly getting soaked through. Why the fuck had he even bothered to change? He loved Charlie (see constants no. 1-4), but even he had to admit his current discomfort was solely the result of the list of healthy bedtime rituals she’d organised for him when, allegedly, the bags under his eyes had started developing a gravitational pull.
In which Lucifer has insomnia, the hotel is moderately alive, and Alastor is in over his head.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 43,929
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 844
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- 4,297
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- 1,381
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- 71,728
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28 Jul 2025
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Lucifer Morningstar's Guide to Wooing the Radio Demon in (???) Easy Steps by Coppercrow
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Apr 2024
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24 Jul 2025
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“So, Rosie.” Alastor straightened himself in his seat, taking his teacup and indulging in a sip. “Now that you’ve heard the tale, I come to you for advice on what to do with our little serpentine king. Please, enlighten me: why is Lucifer Morningstar acting so strangely around me?”
Rosie took a deep breath and set her cup on its saucer. “How’s the tea, darling?” she asked, hands folded on her lap.
Alastor blinked once, then twice. “Why, it’s lovely, as per usual.”
Rosie smiled sweetly. “Good. Not too bitter?”
“Not at all.”
“And how’re the fingers, dear? They taste alright?”
“They’re simply delightful.”
“Is your chair nice and comfortable?”
“The comfiest.”
“You’re all relaxed?”
“I’ve never felt so at home.”
“Lucifer is in love with you.”
Alastor spat out the tea he’d been drinking, which was quickly followed by a round of coughing so harsh you would think he was actively dying.
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Alastor has a chat with Rosie regarding Lucifer’s odd behavior.
Rosie finds it all quite amusing.
Alastor does not.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 43,699
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Comments:
- 298
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- 2,159
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- 513
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- 26,963
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21 Jul 2025
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Alastor's been in something of a slump. He's in a job he theoretically loves working under a man he hates, his only real friendship is with a woman who doesn't really know him and who he doesn't want to know him, and he hasn't found it in himself to kill anyone in over a year.
Then, one Wednesday, a new man and his daughter blow into town, and Alastor's life will never be the same again.
He hopes.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 116,147
- Chapters:
- 21/23
- Comments:
- 1,624
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- 3,326
- Bookmarks:
- 846
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- 97,034
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05 Jul 2025