lemonshark
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Do Headless Chickens Run if you Set Them on Fire? by lemonshark
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 May 2026
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Alya Black has lived a life before this one in which she read a book series called Harry Potter. Since waking up in the wizarding world, she’s decided the ability to commit arson without matches is fun and her brother cries too much. In that order.
Antares Black has lived a life before one this in which he never read the very popular Harry Potter series. Or watched any of the movies. Or took in any media about them except that really catchy puppet song. Why couldn’t it have been Middle Earth? But hey, at least his sister came with him.
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. Dumbledore!
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Cut Scenes - Death is Apparently Optional by lemonshark
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), DCU (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 May 2026
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Cut scenes and chapters from my longfic Death is Apparently Optional
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- Part 2 of Death is Apparently Optional
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Alya Black, otherwise known as Aster Potter, has been living in the Harry Potter universe for eleven years now. She received her letter, and is ready for Hogwarts. She has spells to learn, friends to make, and stones to steal. Is Hogwarts ready for her?
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- Part 2 of Alya Black
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Death is Apparently Optional by lemonshark
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), DCU (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
09 Apr 2026
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Peter died for the universe, and it's entirely his fault that Wanda died too, so why did they both wake up in a tube of discount Nickelodeon slime? And how is Pietro here?
Also, wtf is Gotham?
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“But you’re like, six?” Pietro questioned before he was manhandled by Wanda as she checked for injuries, “Also what was the comment about being on the run?”
“I am nine. Ish. I think. And mentally I’m fifteen.”
“Still not old enough for basically having several college degrees,” Pietro argued as his head was pulled down so Wanda could check his scalp, “and can we get back to the on the run thing? I think we’re avoiding something important here.”
“So, after you got yourself shot…” Wanda started.
“Heroically,” Pietro interrupted, dodging another smack.
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- Part 1 of Death is Apparently Optional
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Escaping Paperwork Via Ritualistic Sacrifice by lemonshark
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Naruto (Anime & Manga)
23 Mar 2026
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Ivy and Minato have been working hard, or really, Minato's been working hard and Ivy's been trying to get him to skive work. When the opportunity to avoid her responsibilities presents itself in the form of another summoning, the Master of Death is happy to let herself take a day or two off. Or maybe a few months.
Genma was not mentally prepared and is seriously considering going missing-nin.
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- Part 2 of Escaping Paperwork
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Death is Apparently Optional by lemonshark
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
04 May 2026
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Escaping Paperwork by lemonshark
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Naruto (Anime & Manga)
23 Mar 2026
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Maria vs The Jedi Cult by IzzyMRDB
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
16 Jul 2024
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Reborn just in time to join the rest of the younglings in asking Master Skywalker what they were going to do because there were too many of them.
Oh well, she had future knowledge, a tendency to be overlooked and forgotten about by the Creche Master, and the reckless abandonment of someone who knows when they die.AKA
Maria, a fan from our world, wakes up in GFFA and decides that she isn't here for a long time, but a good time. She's not here for the whole cult thing of the Jedi, but she will annoy the Sith whenever she can. Though if the Coruscant Guard could be a bit less good at spotting the unaccompanied Jedi child wandering the Senate, that would be appreciated.
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- English
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Bookmarked by lemonshark
20 Jun 2026
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"Well, looks like we're all Sith Lords, now. I hope you've all been practicing your most menacing laughter for our first run in with the Jedi Council."
Ben could only sigh and raise a distasteful eyebrow at the cross shaped, red lightsaber he was given. Down the line other students were also handling their new weapons and robes with a raised eyebrow here and quizzical expression there.
"Really, uncle?"
"Really. I don't want to compete with the local Jedi population."
Why did Jedi politics and time travel have to be so difficult?
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Running Through the Halls of Your Haunted Home by Harliqueen
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
26 Apr 2026
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It's not Sakura's fault she's a bit spacey and distracted. You would be too if the dead refused to leave you alone.
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- Part 2 of Haunted Verse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 452,294
- Chapters:
- 60/60
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09 Jan 2026
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The water keeps on flowing by IsilmeLasgalen
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 山河令 | Word of Honor (TV 2021), 天涯客 | Faraway Wanderers - priest
05 Jul 2023
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There had been something about Wen Ruohan that had always unsettled him, his smile never reached his eyes, his words were always been just this side of condescending, never really crossing the line but always walking it. His servants were terrified of him and he never failed to flaunt his superiority and power. Wen Ruohan was a tyrant, but even he was wary of pissing the Emperors of Qingya off.
(This fic is completed can be read independently of the third part of the series.)
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- Part 2 of The Long River
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- English
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- 113,952
- Chapters:
- 35/35
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Bookmarked by lemonshark
02 Dec 2025
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The Dragon of Moria by pristineungift
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
12 May 2016
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After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter helped with the rebuilding and then went back to school, sitting his NEWTS and graduating with the rest of what The Daily Prophet called ‘The Disrupted Class.’ Following that, everyone expected him to become an auror. Harry himself expected it, right up until the moment came to apply to the academy.
He takes up a hobby instead, and it leads him to a whole new world.
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- Part 2 of Harry Potter AUs & Crossovers
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,200
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 57
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Bookmarked by lemonshark
10 Apr 2026