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Antiquated Practices by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Feb 2025
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“Would the honorable Mobei-Jun agree?”
“WHAT!?”
There’s a loud crash, and everyone’s attention instantly flicks over to Shang Qinghua standing off the side. He seems to have dropped some large platter of something - he should not be doing something so lowly as serving things, he’s not a servant any longer. But it is very typical of him to mindlessly reach out and start doing whatever unfinished tasks he sees before him, grumbling all the while as if someone is forcing him into it. Right now, he looks gobsmacked. Pale and wide eyed and gaping in shock, looking shaken to his core.
“Marriage!?” Shang Qinghua demands, his voice high and strangled.
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Several misunderstandings happen in a row.
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03 Jul 2026
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Family Planning by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Dec 2025
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Everything is taken care of, and it would be for the best if Mobei-Jun could carry the child-- but he cannot.
He cannot.
“The inherited mantle of power of the Northern Desert King would be far too strong for any unborn child to bear,” one of the elders repeats to him. “We have had kings before who have attempted to bear children themselves, but it always ends in miscarriage. It is to the king to sow their seed and for the queen to carry. Which is why the venerable Mobei-Jun should acquire himself a strong, well-bred wife who can--”
He stops listening to them once they start giving him useless advice again.
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The Mobei Clan needs an heir, but SOMEONE'S got to do the hard work of carrying the damned thing...
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- Part 20 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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03 Jul 2026
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Unspoiled by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Oct 2025
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Linguang-Jun ruins everything. He always does; it is his habit. When Mobei Li was eight he found some way, bribes, threats, or blackmail, to convince his tutor to attempt to put a knife through his back; he stopped attending lessons. When he was ten, he poisoned his favorite food, leading him to be terribly ill and nearly lose his life; he stopped eating it. When he was sixteen, he poisoned his horse in the presumed hope that it would buck him off and trample him during its death throes; he stopped riding horses.
The need for caution and survival dictates that he must cover every weakpoint, close off any avenue for another underhanded attempt at his life. Shaving his life smaller and smaller, making himself silent and unreadable, never betraying a preference or inclination that might be noted and exploited. The only way to avoid having the things he likes most used against him and thus ruined is to avoid showing that he likes them at all.
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Mobei-Jun overhears a conversation between his uncle and his servant.
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- Part 13 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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03 Jul 2026
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Speaking My Language by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Mar 2026
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Mobei-Jun does not speak human. He does not speak human even a little bit, as Shang Qinghua has tested by saying absolutely unholy filthy things to him that should have gotten him instantly murdered, but instead only earns him a blank, annoyed stare.
“My king, please, it’s only water. It’s unpoisoned, see? See, I’ll drink some. Ahh, tasty, safe water! Please, drink it? You’re sweating so much, you’re, like, melting.” He helps Mobei-Jun drink the water. “... God I really want to lick the sweat off your neck.”
Mobei-Jun does not react. Ahaha, this is kind of fun. Except for all the ways that it’s so fucking inconvenient.
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Shang Qinghua wrote PIDW to have many different languages; he does not remember this.
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- Part 7 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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03 Jul 2026
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Background Bully #3 by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Aug 2025
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“Your shixiongs can help you, beast,” Zhao De says in a menacingly friendly tone - the hair on the back of Shen Yuan’s neck is standing on end!
“That’s alright, this shidi doesn’t want to be a burden…” Luo Binghe says, warily backing away from them all - white lotus or not, he’s no dimwit. He’s been through this song and dance enough times to know where it’s going.
So does Shen Yuan.
“Go and get washed up then,” he quickly says, trying to make his voice gruff and unfriendly rather than urgent and stressed out. “Scram, and stop bothering your seniors!”
Shoo! Run away, before these wolves get you in their jaws, Binghe!
“No,” Ming Fan says - Shen Yuan wants to vomit blood. “Hold him down.”
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Shen Yuan transmigrates into a particularly powerless role.
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- Part 5 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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03 Jul 2026