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had to move this to ao3 cuz it was seriously greening me out to have it on such a public platform....
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what the difference is by Anonymous
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
08 Jun 2026
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"You know what the difference is between you and me, Violet?" "No." "Me neither." - Bound (1996)
Matt's sexual frustration hits a fever pitch. He shouldn't have let Jay pick the movie.
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- Part 2 of nirvanna the band the show the slash
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Bookmarked by lesterhandsome
19 Jul 2026
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“It’s okay,” Matt said.
“What is?” Jay asked, still looking at their really interesting stairs. And look at those white walls too. Just wow.
“I’ll let you take a look.”
“Look at what?” Around the corner of the stairs was the light switch. That was even more interesting than the wall or the stairs.
“At my pussy.”
Jay’s head whipped back up to look at Matt, brown eyes wide with rapt attention.
“Oh my fucking god, dude,” Matt started to laugh and Jay’s gaze wandered downwards again in shame. “I can’t believe this! You’re actually a fucking pussy addict. Like a fucking dog hearing his favourite word, except instead of ‘treats’ or ‘walk’ it’s ‘pussy.’”
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Matt figures out that Jay wants to know what's in between his legs and uses it to his advantage.
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17 Jul 2026
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“We can’t do that.” Jay says, even as he readjusts his grip on Matt’s waist, allowing for a better angle to meet Matt’s downwards thrusts, the two of them lazily humping each other. “You could, you know, get pregnant.”
Matt does know. In fact, up until now, he’s been the one who's been insistent on condoms every time, unwavering through Jay’s whines that, “It feels better without, please, MJ, just this once”. That’s kind of biting him in the ass; of course, now that he wants to start rawdogging, Jay is suddenly Mister Safe Sex.
And Matt does want to get pregnant, is the thing. He’s willing to suffer through nine months of Alien style body horror if it means keeping Jay by his side, forever.
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a fill for the ntbts kink meme, prompt: "Matt babytraps Jay as insurance from leaving him and the band. the method/explanation for said mpreg is up to you (trans matt/magic/abo/whatever)"
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Bookmarked by lesterhandsome
16 Jul 2026
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Philosophy by Wheat From Chaff (wheatfromchaff)
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
02 Apr 2026
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"Have you noticed all you've been playing lately are love songs?" Matt asks.
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Jay's sister is getting married and wants Jay to play the piano for their first dance.
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- Part 3 of Whatever & Ever, Amen
Bookmarked by lesterhandsome
04 Apr 2026
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“Oh my god, twenty years and you haven’t learned a thing, you absolute moron!”
“I’m not the one who accidentally ended up in the wrong decade, asshole!” the older man with green hair shot back.
“I wouldn’t put it past you, with how easily you get lost, fucking dumbass marimo!” Sanji snarled, putting himself just inches from Zoro’s face and poking him threateningly in the chest.
There was a pause.
“God damn, curly,” Zoro said quietly, arching a brow, gaze flicking for a moment down to Sanji’s lips before meeting his eyes again. “I forgot that you used to be so easy to rile up.”
_______Sanji is stuck in the future on a mission to rescue his older self. But which version of Sanji will end up saving the other?
(pre-timeskip Sanji meets 40-year-old Zosan and has a crisis)
Bookmarked by lesterhandsome
31 May 2025