6 Works by limonchello
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Producing a music festival in the Caribbean is all fun and games until your shipment of bottled water gets held up at customs.
Luckily, Jamie Tartt knows how to bargain.
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Fresh from his stint on Lust Conquers All, Jamie goes to the pub to beg for his job back. He finds sex pollen and Roy Kent instead.
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After Jamie's first goal for England, Roy helps him celebrate the accomplishment with ice cream and affirmations.
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Roy's just wrestled the twat's whining face into the heat of his armpit when he hears it. A sniff.
The little fucker just took a whiff of his armpit.
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On a stainless steel table on his hands and knees, puffing out ragged box breaths that no yoga instructor would let slide, Jamie Tartt is suffering for art.
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Jamie loses his sandals, steals a towel, and almost pisses through a Speedo. But he's having a lot of fun in Spain.