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    a kiss with a fist (is better than none) by

    Fandoms: Bottoms (Movie 2023)  

    28 Mar 2024

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    PJ is well aware that developing real feelings for her fight-club-partner-slash-fuck-buddy is definitely not the best course of action, and she’s determined to avoid it at all costs. Mark her words, PJ is not going to go and do something stupid like fall in love.

    She’s completely fine.

     

    Or: PJ and Hazel have an arrangement. It's simple, right?

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    The (Painfully Slow) Seduction of Hazel Callahan by

    Fandoms: Bottoms (Movie 2023)  

    02 Apr 2025

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    Two weeks after her kiss with Hazel on the bleachers, PJ decides she's down for more--just in an experimental sense, of course. Hazel makes things difficult by being Hazel.

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    10 Jan 2024

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    PJ's guide to flirting with a gay-ass barista by ,

    Fandoms: Bottoms (Movie 2023)  

    06 Oct 2023

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    In an attempt to prove Josie wrong and show that she can form real human connections and also talk to women, PJ sets out on a mission to woo her local campus barista, Hazel, but it all goes completely wrong and she learns sometimes all you have to do is ask.

     

    As she makes her way closer to the counter, the Gay-Ass Barista slowly turns from a 6 to a 6.5 to an 8.6 to, and PJ hates to admit this, one of the hottest women she has ever laid her eyes on.

    This does not deter her.

    All women are hot to PJ.

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    10 Jan 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 33

    slutmore year by

    Fandoms: Bottoms (Movie 2023)  

    03 Dec 2023

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    College is different than PJ thought it’d be.

    For one, Hazel’s a hot commodity. 

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    09 Jan 2024

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    Pink Pussy by

    Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir  

    14 Mar 2023

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    “What’s with the sword theme?” She asks.
    “Aiglamene likes swords.” The walls of Scabbards are leaden with them, replicas of swords, pictures of swords, a suit of armor off in a corner holding–you guessed it–a sword.
    “So why not call the bar ‘Swords’?”
    “Well,” Gideon is only a little delighted that she’s asked this. “Imagine a sword is a dick, then a scabbard must be a–”
    “Ah.”
    “‘Pussys’ would be too on the nose for a lesbian bar, so Scabbards it is.” Gideon leans forward, hands on the counter and a conspiratorial tone in her voice. “You do know you’re in a lesbian bar, right?”
    “Yes, Griddle. I have eyes and critical thinking skills.” Harrow takes another too-big drink.
    “I didn’t know nuns went to lesbian bars.” Gideon says, to be a shit.

    Or: I was just gonna write a fun little thing about Gideon being a bartender and a drummer because I find both of those things attractive, and then 2k of tragic catholic guilt attached itself to Harrow like a revenant, so shit got angsty.
    There'll be porn in later chapters, I promise.

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    14 Nov 2022