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This Place Will Become Your Tomb by lixdoesntknow
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
26 Apr 2026
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In the beginning, I didn’t even know what to write. Even if I did eventually learn charms to protect the journal from prying eyes and sticky hands, it’s not like I wanted to declare “Hello, I'm Basilton, your local hopelessly queer vampire! Here are my most embarrassing thoughts,” on the first page.
Once I had (shamefully) committed to the idea of writing in a diary, it became easier to let it out: daily entries, drifting thoughts, pro and con lists, poetry, and heartfelt confessions began to fill the pages until it felt normal. Until the shame and doubt melted away, leaving nothing behind but catharsis. Until I filled the book to the brim and had to decide if this would be A Thing I Did.
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Baz's New (Not)Boyfriend by brandnewbeepbeep
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
22 Oct 2022
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Baz has a new boy in his life, and while he's not interested in showing off the boy himself... He's more than willing to show Simon Snow the aftermath.
He comes home even later than he used to, always with messy hair and just tired enough for it to show through his put-togetherness. I thought he was plotting more than usual before I realised he was seeing someone. I tailed him one night because I knew he wasn’t going to the catacombs. I thought it was odd that he didn’t even go two floors down Mummers. Maybe he was using his vampire powers to compel other random eighth years to let them drink their blood, or something. Then I heard them moaning through the door.
Bookmarked by lixdoesntknow
20 Jun 2026
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Give Me The Heart On Your Neck by glowingpinkinthenight
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
07 Sep 2022
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Simon is caught in a... hard situation after walking in on Baz after football practice.
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BAZ
Snow is licking my thighs. And kissing them. And biting them. He can’t get enough.
The noises I’m making are obscene. I’d be ashamed but I know he likes them. Encourages them even.
“Snow-” I pant out. “Snow do you want-”
“Yeah,” he murmurs inbetween a kiss and a bite, “I want .”
I laugh at that. I can’t help it. Why would Simon be any more articulate during sex than he is in any other aspect of life? That’s okay, I can speak enough for the both of us.
“Snow, would you like to put that mouth elsewhere?”
Series
- Part 1 of Never A Dull Circumstance
Bookmarked by lixdoesntknow
19 Jun 2026
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Nothing to See Here by EarlGreyMage for KrisRix
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
14 Jul 2023
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When I glance up at him, he has his free hand in front of his mouth. I’m positive that he’s biting his thumb to keep himself from making any more noises.
The weight of him on my tongue is delicious. And this close I can smell, taste, all of him. Green smoke, burnt buttery popcorn, and a heavy musk that can only be described as Simon. It’s my favorite thing, satisfying my taste buds more than any meal or rat ever will. I’m so lost in the moment that I don’t manage to catch the noises coming from me until I hear another voice.
“The fuck was that?” Someone a row in front of where Snow sits whispers.
I can’t help but wonder how they’d respond if they knew the truth of the matter.
It’s Basilton Grimm-Pitch, moaning beneath a desk as he practically chokes on Simon Snow’s cock.
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Fighting one war is bad enough; three is almost impossible. That’s why, when the Old Families offer the Mage a deal that will put an end to their conflict, he accepts.
Simon hates everything about the deal. (And his life. And he definitely hates Baz.) He’s only going along with his part in it because he’s the Mage’s Heir and he has to. There definitely aren’t any other reasons.
Or at least, if there are, Simon doesn’t know them. Yet.
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- Part 1 of Hang the Moon
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“Baz—" Simon starts, and Baz reprimands himself for thinking of his best friend as lovely (even though he is, even though he has thought so for quite some time.) He shakes his head, raises an eyebrow again, encourages Simon to continue. “Is it weird if I haven’t, ah,” Simon pauses, takes a deep breath. And now Baz stops walking, because Simon is blustering, and as endearing as it may be, he has never liked to see Simon struggle— “I haven’t kissed anyone!” Simon blurts hastily, his cheeks blazing, his hands still tugging mercilessly at his sleeves.
Alternatively: 7 times Simon and Baz kiss.
Featuring: the colours of the rainbow!
Alternatively titled: loving you is a rainbow