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"So, I'm, uh, sorry that your…whoever, broke up with you," Wei Ying says, dumbly.
Nie Mingjue glares at him. "It's fine."
Wei Ying's mouth decides to continue digging his grave, without any input from his brain. "I'm sure they didn't deserve you."
The beer bottle slams onto to counter so hard that it's a miracle it doesn't shatter. Wei Ying jumps.
"You don't fucking know him," Nie Mingjue says angrily. "He's perfect. A literal fucking angel. Do not say shit about him."
"I'm sorry!" Wei Ying puts his hands up defensively. "All I'm saying is… I wouldn't break up with…someone like you."
"You wouldn't?" Nie Mingjue leans back on his barstool. "You don't even know me."
Leaning on the counter, Wei Ying looks down at his hands, folded in front of him. "Well, I'd…like to. If you'd let me."
"Is that right?" Nie Mingjue stands, caging Wei Ying in with his huge frame. "How old are you?"
"Sixteen," Wei Ying answers breathlessly.
"I saw you looking at me earlier."
"Uh… I, um, don't know what you're talking about?"
"Do you want me?"
"I…" Wei Ying squeaks. "Yes!"
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- Part 1 of Forbidden Fruits
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06 Jun 2026
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3-in-1 Shampoo/Conditioner/Bodywash - the Real Gateway Drug by Anonymous
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
27 Dec 2022
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Living with Lan Zhan really is the best thing that could have happened to Wei Ying – the man cooks, cleans, and is always a genuine pleasure to be around. He’s so glad that his friend managed to get him to stop being such a stubborn dumbass (which Wei Ying knows he can be, occasionally) and just move into Lan Zhan’s spare bedroom.
The only thing Wei Ying could even try to find fault with his roommate for would be that, well, he tends to leave the shared bathroom door open whenever he needs to piss. Not that it’s that big of a deal! The man’s probably just used to living alone, and it’s not like Wei Ying hadn’t forgotten and done the same himself back when he used to live with Jiang Cheng. Honestly, it’s such a small thing that it’s not even worth bringing up.
Lan Zhan is perfect, after all, and it wouldn’t do to embarrass him over something so inconsequential.
AKA Wei Ying and Lan Zhan figure out how to be roommates. As the two learn to get used to living with each other, habits are formed, for better or for worse.
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- Part 2 of The cup runneth over
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31 May 2026
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Save the Ocean (Ride a Jiaoren) by LiJiejie for lollicocks
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
07 Apr 2026
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Lan Wangji is an environmental advocate enrolled in a doctoral program in Marine Biology at the Caiyi Community College. He isn't doing any of the "high value" doctorate programs or following in the steps of his brother, as his uncle would like him to.
But only one of them gets to experience the intimate wonders of the seas. So, who's really suceeding in life?
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Wangxian Gotcha for Gaza <3Series
- Part 1 of Wangxian Gotcha for Gaza 2026
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18 Apr 2026
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No One Does it Better than Lan-er-Jiejie by LiJiejie for lollicocks
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
22 Mar 2026
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Wei Wuxian leaves the Jingshi one night to have a few drinks in their favorite restaurant-- it's not her fault some scum bag of a rogue cultivator decides to bother her!
Have mercy, Lan-er-Jiejie!
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Wangxian Gotcha for Gaza <3Series
- Part 2 of Wangxian Gotcha for Gaza 2026
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18 Apr 2026
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"Lan Zhan! Will you cultivate with me?" by Irolynn for lollicocks
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms
18 Apr 2026
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Wei Wuxian can't resist pulling on Lan Wangji's ribbon once again in public... But this time the repercussions are bigger than Lan-er-gongzi dropping a competition.
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- Part 1 of Cultivating a relationship
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18 Apr 2026