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“See here, Minister Granger. I don’t suppose you’d fancy relaxing at eight in the morning instead of rampaging around with that beastly engine of yours?”
His recently appointed neighbor at the Wizarding Retirement Village was none other than Hermione bloody Granger, former Minister for Magic, former nemesis, and current nightmare.
She blew a grey curl out of her gently creased face and turned to him with a sarcastic smile. “Ah, Mister Malfoy, good morning. What a hideous cardigan you’re wearing, it suits you.”
Draco frowned. “It’s cashmere.”or
Elderly Draco Malfoy suddenly finds himself neighbors with Hermione Granger.
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22 Jun 2026
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One Father's Day question leads Scorpius to the grandfather he's never known and a reckoning fifteen years in the making.
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22 Jun 2026
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"On Monday, Dad was bugging Aunty Mione, saying she’d have to dust out cobwebs soon.”
Scorpius tilted his head. “What does that mean?”
“I think it’s because Aunty Mione is scared of spiders,” Albus answered. “Not as bad as Uncle Ron, but whenever she sees one, she always lets out a funny squeak. And Mum was saying that Aunty Mione’s hair is resembling a cat lady’s, and that if she wasn’t careful, there’d be nothing but cat fur and cobwebs left.”
Scorpius nodded. “Can something be done about that?” The boy asked seriously.
“Dad said he’s recommending another one of the Aurors to help her out.” Albus scratched out something on the parchment. “He’s apparently a big, muscled guy. Dad said he would take good care of Aunty Mione.”
A thunk interrupted the conversation.
Draco rubbed at his knee, where it had slammed against the bottom of the dining table, and avoided the stares of the two young boys.
Apparently a big, muscled guy, who would take good care of Aunty Mione.
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Or why you should never leave 13 year olds alone with your Quill that dictates your every word.
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16 Jun 2026
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Debauchery and Tomfoolery: Draco Malfoy’s Final Year of Single-hood by pressedroses
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jun 2026
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On the night of Draco Malfoy’s twenty-fifth birthday, his best mates planned a party full of debauchery, tomfoolery, rakehellery, and sexcapades to commemorate his final year of single-hood.
With the Malfoy-Black matrimonial clause hanging over his head, Draco has reluctantly accepted his future marriage to Astoria Greengrass. That is, until he spots Hermione Granger on the dance floor, radiant and impossible to ignore. One unforgettable night later, he realizes she's the woman he wants to spend the rest of his life with.
There's just one problem: Draco has only one year before the clause takes full effect on his twenty-sixth birthday.
Determined to change his fate, Draco does everything he can to ensure that Hermione Granger falls in love with him—and marries him!—before time runs out.
Unfortunately for Draco, neither escaping the Malfoy-Black matrimonial clause nor winning Hermione Granger's heart is as simple as he'd hoped.
What could possibly go wrong?
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13 Jun 2026
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Village doctor Draco Malfoy is only trying to make dinner; it's not his fault he's doing it in a cottage in Scotland with his sleeves rolled.
It's also not his fault that he needs slutty little glasses to read the recipe.
Unfortunately for the pie, DADA Professor Hermione Granger-Malfoy is on her way home.
Mood: 'Feelin’ Good' - Michael Bublé
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13 Jun 2026