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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    15 May 2026

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    The queer NHL players (begrudgingly) unite via group chats in the face of social media scandals.

    These stories take place on a (slightly loose) chronological timeline and make the most sense when read in order. However, they're all independent stories/scandals and can be read as standalones.

    All stories take place post TLG and include spoilers for the books.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    The problem is, no one knows how to market Ilya Rozanov's (in his own words) sexy Euro masculinity to an audience of white straight men.

    He needs the best. And if it happens to be his secret lover’s mother who despises his very existence, so be it.


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    See? That is what I need. Do not care that you are not professional. You are best
    This is Ilya Rozanov

    Yuna

    This is a fucking joke, right?

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    21 Feb 2026

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    After years of marriage when Sheng Shaoyou dies, he doesn’t expect to wake up. Certainly not on the day he would meet Huo Yong and Shen Wenlang. Now finding himself thrown back in time with knowledge of everything to come, Sheng Shaoyou decides to indulge and play with his lover by changing his choices and moves. After all, why let his enigma have all the power and control if he can play with him more?

     

    In other words: Sheng Shaoyou gets thrown back in time and decides to make different decisions, choices which throws a certain enigma off completely.

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    09 Nov 2025

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    Stiles Stilinski would like it known that he did not intend to break the law. Or get a new boyfriend. Or be forcefully adopted and recruited by the BAU. He never intended to solve murders, just as he never intended to get his best friend turned into a Halloween stereotype. Though he doesn't regret it, he would like to blame it on Scott and Jackson for leaving Stiles and Danny unsupervised in a lockable room with alcohol. Honestly, their lives would have been much simpler if they had just stuck to the normal teenage things like making out, instead of hacking the BAU.
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    You created a Group Chat with PG and 5 others.

    The Lawston Butcher was a woman, not a dude. Pretty sure she was your third witness, Mrs. Alfia.

    DM: What?

    George Gelding wasn’t one of her victims, which threw off your data. His killer just used the Butcher’s method to throw off the trail. Also, his killer was most likely Kyle Freeden.

    AH: Thank you for your input on one of our past cases. May we have your name for the record of the tip?

    LOL no. I’m drunk, not stupid.

    [Cross posted on Wattpad, Username: L3T5G3TKR4K3N]

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    01 Jul 2025